Magic Mike Page #2

-Oh, yeah.

-And l could sell it to people.

-You'll make so much money.

-l could be the voice of the game.

-Even more money.

l have a very good voice.

l do great impressions.

You do do good impressions.

What was the one you did last night?

-l'm not going to do it now.

-Heh, do it again. Do it again.

-No.

-Come on.

[lMlTATlNG ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER]

Listen to me.

[BROOKE LAUGHlNG]

These are my tortillas.

Get in the chopper.

John Connor, come with me.

-Argh!

-Okay. All right.

ln case that doesn't work out,

why don't you come to dinner with me...

...and Paul tonight?

You can ask him if any of his friends

have any job openings.

PAUL:

But sometimes people want to, you know...

...they think they're owed a lot more

than, uh, they deserve. So too bad. Bummer.

Uh, but, uh, you know, whatever. Sucks.

l just don't have to be the guy

that tells them, uh, you know...

...that they're, uh, not going to be able

to rebuild their houses. Um, anyway....

Uh, let's talk about something else,

you know.

You're right.

l'm sick of talking about Medicaid...

...and processing insurance forms as well.

l get it.

PAUL:
Right.

-l get it.

Right. l mean, it's slightly different

when you're doing Medicaid claims...

...and when you're doing huge

property damage claims...

-...but l guess it's a similar kind of thing.

-Yeah.

Oh, wait, wait.

-Remember what l said?

-Hmm, l'm so sorry.

l just can't drive tonight.

l've been driving all weekend.

l'm sorry.

-No worries.

-l just forgot.

Someone will finish it, l think.

-There you go. There's a taker.

ADAM:
l will.

-Tsk.

-Good?

Where are you going?

[ALL CHATTERlNG]

Uh, hey,

do you know who's spinning tonight?

Heh, uh....

-No. Sorry.

-All right.

[GlRL CHUCKLES]

Hey, Mike.

Mike.

Sorry, bro.

Hey, Mike.

-Hey, man.

MlKE:
Yo.

-Heh, what's going on?

-What's going on, bro?

-Are you going in?

-Yeah, we're going.

Can l come with you?

Uh....

Pfft, dude, they're never gonna

let you in like that.

Come on. l'd do anything.

Heh, it's not my fault.

l'm just saying they're not gonna do it.

l would do it, but--

l don't think they're going to do it, bro.

All right.

All right?

F***. Okay, dude. Hey.

Um....

You're going to owe me.

-l promise, man--

-l mean, owe me.

No questions asked, owe me.

Anything.

Take your hood off. Try to look a little

more-- Tuck your f***ing shirt in.

You got to not wear tennis shoes, bro.

George, dude, l got one.

l'm sorry. l know, l know.

Thanks, bro. l owe you.

ADAM:

Sorry, man. These are the only shoes l got.

[POP MUSlC PLAYlNG OVER SPEAKER]

Hey, baby, mwah.

Can we borrow one of these?

Thank you. Grab one.

ADAM:

ls it free?

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