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Cabin crew, prepare for takeoff.

You little slut...

Positive VSI, suck it in, honey.

Suck it in.

This is madness.

It feels so good.

You little slut!

This feels good.

You little slut.

Missed you.

Sh*t, the mike!

Avocado-curry burrito?

Gladly.

A refreshment?

Champagne.

Sparkling wine.

No thanks.

Nothing. I'm a little...

This is the life!

Learning your book by heart?

I'm learning Arabic.

It's a fabulous language.

It's full of useful phrases.

Like, if I told you...

Isn't that nice?

It means, "How much is a liter of oil?"

It can come in handy.

What'll you do now?

Like you, go home to Paris,

look for a job.

Are there many jobless spies?

Who told you I was a spy?

You did.

Oh, right.

It's industrial espionage.

I see.

Not very glamorous.

I steal household appliance patents.

Far from James Bond.

Aren't spies supposed to be low key?

Did you invent a waffle iron

that doesn't drip?

No need to be low key with you.

You okay?

I teach high school geography

in SablA-sur-Sarthe.

I feel sort of out of place.

Relax. Just hold the chart

and jot down a few things. It'll be fine.

SablA-sur-Sarthe.

Can I ask you a favor?

If you don't mind?

Your attention,, please.

In an emergency,

there is a life vest under your seat.

Emergency exits are located forward,

in the center and aft.

Floor-level lighting will guide you

towards these exits.

Seatbelts are buckled,

adjusted and unbuckled like this.

In the event of cabin decompression,

an oxygen mask will automatically

appear in front of you.

Pull the mask towards you,

, place it over your face

and breathe normally.

Necessary remove the life vest

from under your seat and slip it on.

Buckle the strap and adjust it

Inflate the vest once outside the aircraft

by pulling on the red cord

The whistle attached to the vest

can be used as a distress signal.

In the event of an emergency landing,

move to toward the exits.

The crew is now pointing to.

Move toward the exit

without rushing

and slide down the emergency slide.

Thank you for your attention.

Maybe the guy's a phony.

Maybe he's never flown.

Too late now! Gotta deal with it.

You're the boss now, chief.

Say that again?

What?

"The boss now, chief." I like that.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Mind if we switch seats?

Why?

Mine's broken,

so I'd rather you have it.

But you told the young man

But when it's broken, I prefer 11E.

But it's my seat.

I'm going to take a micro nap.

If I sleep more than 4 minutes, wake me.

My travel poncho.

No more than 4 minutes.

To prevent jet-lag,

you have to microsleep.

Essential for me.

There's only a one-hour difference

with France.

I can't hear you. I'm wearing earplugs.

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