Love Punch

Synopsis: Richard and Kate are a divorced couple who have an amicable relationship. Richard who's about to retire learns that his company's assets have been frozen because it's under investigation and that includes the pension fund. When the owner goes out of the country, Richard decides to pursue him and Kate goes with him. When they learn the man doesn't care about the employees, they decide to get the money some other way; by stealing the diamond he gave his girlfriend. So they follow them and Kate gets close to the girlfriend.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Joel Hopkins
Production: Ketchup Entertainment
  1 nomination.
Rotten Tomatoes:
94 min

Not you, not you, never you.

Not at all. Come on, off you go.

Don't forget to call me when you

get there. Always go out in groups.

If you get homesick, come home.

And try and find a good taxi service.

Because some of them

have women-only drivers.

Women-only drivers, got it.

Anything else?

Be yourself, you're lovely.


Hi, honey, I'm home.

Hello, Rumps. Come here.

Hello, darling.

What shall we do

this afternoon, eh?

Let's get drunk.

Hi, honey, I'm home.

You can hide all you like.

I've spotted you and we should

get a start on your last week.

Yes, of course.

Good morning, Doreen.

It has always been our good

fortune to share the same train.

No rest for the wicked, Mr Jones.

Doreen, after all these years, after

everything we've been through,

are you still refusing

to call me Richard?

Yes! Now, you have a ten o'clock

meeting with the new owners.

- Yeah.

- Any idea who they are?


Young is all I know, Doreen.

I took your advice on their

pension share offer.

- I took them up on it.

- What? The whole lot?

Yes, lots of us did. Janice in

Accounts, Marcus in Payroll.

Well, it's a solid offer.

Now, you have a prostate

check at 2:
15 today.

I'm gonna miss these

little chats, Doreen.

I thought my leaving

party was on Friday.

I don't think this is

a party, Mr Jones.

- It's all gone, Richard. The lot!

- What?

Morning, everyone.

Richard, what's going on?

I don't know, Janice.

I have no idea.

- Did you know about this?

- No, of course not, Marcus.

- Is this legal? Can they just do this?

- Yes, of course they can.

Now, wait a minute.

We don't know that.

Just... just give me

some time here, please.

- Will we get paid this month?

- Yes, of course you will.

- Did you know this was coming?

- Of course he didn't!

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Joel Hopkins

Joel Hopkins (born 6 September 1970) is a British independent film director and screenwriter best known for his films Jump Tomorrow (2001) and Last Chance Harvey (2008). more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018


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