Love And Other Drugs

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Jamie!

Of course, it really happened.

Who wants to see

a movie about protesting?

Whatever.

To the sale of Josh's company!

- Whatever the hell it does.

- Yes!

Long live medical software.

And med school dropouts everywhere.

You'd better give

some of this money away,

- that's all I have to say.

- Not gonna happen.

Jamie, what are you up to these days?

- Jamie's selling high-end stereo equipment.

- Ha!

Not anymore.

What do you mean?

Well, let's just say Jamie had

a falling out with management.

I thought you were in real estate.

I am looking for other opportunities.

We're living through the greatest creation

of wealth in modern history,

and my brother decides to quit.

Josh has been talking to me

about pharmaceutical sales.

Pharmaceutical sales?

Pharmaceutical sales.

You know, medicine that's

supposed to help people get better.

Remember Timmy,

my roommate from Brown?

He's a VP at Pfizer. So I said to Jamie,

"Jamie, if you suck on my cock,

I'll get you an interview. "

- Oh, Josh, watch your mouth!

- Watch your mouth!

I said no, Mom. I said no.

Why would you wanna be

a pharmaceutical rep?

"Why would you wanna be

a pharmaceutical rep?"

Because it's the only entry-level job in

America that pays over 100 grand a year.

- That's why.

- No.

Those people come into our office

with their roller bags and samples,

like door-to-door-salesmen.

They are door-to-door-salesmen,

only what they're selling

grosses $87 billion a year!

Yeah, and they're turning

complex medical decisions

- into Madison Avenue impulse buying.

- Oh, my God.

Look, I'm not selling to the patients, okay?

No. No, the patients just see

the commercials on TV...

I'm not even doing the job yet!

...and demand their name-brand drugs

from the doctors...

Calm down, you're freaking out.

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