Love, Rosie Page #2

accident, um, with the thingy

with Greg, you know?

Well, that happens, Rosie! No, no, Alex.

Something that I need to

figure out right now, Alex.

I need to get rid of it.

It got lost and I can't find

it and I don't know what to do.

You're not making any sense, Rosie!

Can we just talk about this later?

No, Alex, please!

Okay, you need to be really

clear and really precise!

Okay!

The condom came off inside my vagina

and at present I'm unable to locate it!

That's way more

information than I needed.

Hi. I'm Dick.

Of course, you are.

Okay.

Is it, um, front bottom or back?

What do you think I am?

Sorry. I wasn't suggesting

you're a slag or anything.

Isn't there a female nurse?

I'm afraid I'm all you've got.

Huh.

That was one of the most embarrassing

moments of my entire pathetic existence.

Oh.

Oh.

You know what?

Let's get out of here.

Dino's should still be open.

I was thinking more

Boston, Massachusetts.

Oh, you think I should flee the country?

I'm serious.

This place is a dead end,

we've been saying it for years.

And, uh, my dad wants me to try

for a scholarship at Harvard.

You are serious.

It's one of the best

medical schools in the world.

And Boston College happens to have

a really great hotel management course.

That is what you want to do, isn't it?

You can't!

I mean, who'll do your washing?

You'll never eat! It's ridiculous!

They have food in America, Mom,

and I'm guessing washing machines.

It's so far away!

I mean, talk to her, Dennis!

It works for me. I mean,

this is as far as I got.

I know, but Mom's just being Mom.

It would be so much

fun, and it would be...

Did you ever want more, Dad?

Do you know what your

Gran's favorite phrase was?

"Not for the likes of us. "

When you told us of your plan,

it was the first thing

that popped into my head.

I could hear her voice

in the room saying it.

I don't want that voice

in your head, ever.

Here, let me.

I want my own hotel one day.

Is it crazy to think like that?

I've been winging it

with you for 18 years,

pretending I was the one in charge.

You're amazing, Rosie.

There's nothing you can't do,

if you put your mind to it.

But if I go to Boston, Mom

will never speak to me again.

Well, if you don't go, I won't.

The choice is yours.

Dennis!

And do me a favor.

Come back and take that prick's job.

Good evening!

"Dear Miss Dunne, congratulations!

"We are pleased to offer you

a seat at Boston University!"

Oh, my God! Oh, my

God! No way! Oh, my God!

Oh, hey, Clare, is Alex in?

He's tied up.

I can come back.

He'll be down in about three minutes?

Cup of tea?

Baby! Oh, baby!

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, baby, show me, come on, baby!

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