Lost in London Page #2

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and then get you drunk and

take advantage of you.

Really?

Yeah.

Wow, what has gotten into you?

Nothing, I just I feel so

lucky to be your husband.

You are lucky.

So am I.

And maybe, if you're

really, really lucky...

I might just let you

take advantage of me.

Um, so where's the rascals?

And you know what?

There's still plenty of wine

left in this bottle.

You want me to pour you

a glass?

Let's just cork it, drink

it in the tub.

Where's the munchkins?

They're around here somewhere.

Here you are, sir.

Oh, wonderful, wonderful.

Can we get the wine and the

food to go, please?

Oh, certainly, sir, no problem.

Okay, great.

I'm just kidding.

No, what's the best tip

you ever got?

To buy Apple.

That's funny, you're funny.

Yeah, people have accused

me of that.

Er, so can I get some

candles, maybe?

Whoa, whoa, what has

gotten into you tonight?

Well, you know, for the

tub, you know.

Er, 'Be Prepared', Boy

Scout motto.

Wait, you were a Boy Scout?

Er, Cub, but highly decorated.

Oh, I wish I could have

known you then.

Honey, that's almost weird,

you'd be way too old for me.

I bet you were a hot,

little Cub Scout.

Honey... I think she's having

a Chinese reaction to the wine.

Huh?

The biggest tip I've

ever gotten, 500 pounds.

Holy moly.

Is this 'Natural Born Killer'...

making you an 'Indecent

Proposal'?

Oh...

Hey, you can tell me, 'White

Men Can't Jump'.

Oh, that's, that's good.

Yeah.

Oh, oh, right, right.

Hey, yeah... that's sizeable.

Okay, here you go.

That's a little you know what?

I'm not gonna be able to meet

that, er, huge, er, number...

that whoever that guy,

AristotlefrickingOnassis.

Here, this is okay, that's

for you.

Very kind, sir.

Ah, to whom much is

given, much is required.

Hello, Laura.

Hi.

Woody, how are you?

Oh, yeah, hey, hey, uh, good,

good. How are you doing?

Excellent, yeah. D'you

remember my name?

Oh, your name, er, let's

see. Don't tell me.

Moo, Moo, Momah, Mohammed...

no, Mu, Musta...

It starts with an 'M', right?

Alan.

Alan, right, sorry, yeah.

Just another handsome Arab

to you, aren't I?

Right, you really are a

handsome Arab.

I'm Iranian.

Oh, it's a pretty language, huh?

Would you like to meet

the prince?

Oh, yeah, I never met a prince

before, other than Prince.

You wanna meet a prince?

Yeah.

Woody, this is Prince Abu Ali

Adullah Bin Saltan Al Rahmanil.

Oh, hey, nice to...

Oh my god!

Hey, careful, there's

gravity there.

[WOODY] Good one.

You okay, Papa?

[WOODY] Er, yeah.

Oh, no, you tied

other people's shoes?

We tied everybody's.

What should we do, Papa?

Oh, er, well, if I raised you

right, you'll go over there...

and apologize to 'em.

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