Lost in a Harem Page #2

- Bottle. Bottle.

Take a look at it.

Examine it carefully.

It's all...

- Quiet, quiet, quiet.

- Bottle.

Just look on the inside.

It's all made out of silver.

There we are, my friend.

- Now...

- Hey...

- My next trick...

- Never mind the next trick, brother.

- What's the matter?

- Make a bottle over there.

- Oh, we just got through doing that. Now...

- Make a bottle over there!

Make a bottle on that table!

Just a minute.

You mean to do the same trick again?

- I don't care about this table over here.

- All right, all right.

- Make a bottle over there!

- Do you folks want to see it done again?

- Yes, sir!

- All right.

- Put on the lights.

- Will you stand still?

- And keep them on.

- All we do is cover up the bottle thusly.

And over here, remember, friends...

...all we have is a little glass.

- That's all you'll find.

- Leave that to me.

- And so will I.

We'll just say a few wor...

Quiet! We'll just say a few words

in magic.

Did you...?

- Did you see it go over?

- No, I didn't even feel a breeze.

Well, over here, we now

have a little glass.

- Make a bottle over there.

- And over here...

Over here, we now have.

We...

- Over here...

- Go ahead. Make a bottle.

Quiet. Over here, we now...

We...

- Over here...

- Make a bottle over there.

Over here, we now have a bottle.

Now look what you've done.

Get out. Get out.

I'll meet you in the back.

Wake up. Hey, listen.

Come on.

- What time is it?

- It's time to get out.

I think I started another riot.

- Quick.

- All right. All right. Come on.

- What does all this mean?

- They've got to get away.

Wait a minute.

You can't take her away.

Listen, chief,

you can't take her away.

She had nothing to do with it. Me,

and me alone. I wrecked the whole joint.

- Take them away.

- I want a lawyer. A cheap lawyer, I want.

Oh, piffle, diffle...

...in a squiffle, duffle.

Now you made me say a bad word.

You!

- Spell my name right.

- All right, take it easy, fella.

- Have you a reservation here?

- No.

I have to take my business

someplace else.

I changed my mind.

I'll take the room.

- What's your name?

- Harvey D. Garvey.

- Where born?

- Under a sink.

- How do you know?

- Heard the water.

- Come on.

- Get him away.

No, wait. Just a minute.

Now stop pushing.

Shove a little bit, but don't push.

I don't go for it.

Now, come on, let's get going.

Lock him up.

Thattakid.

What is this?

- Lock him up.

- You heard him. Get in.

There. Thattaboy.

Why don't you put me in the same cell

with you and Hazel.

- Same cell?

- Yeah.

You got us all in this trouble, by yourself.

Now stay by yourself.

Oh, Harvey, I'm not mad at you.

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