Lost and Found in Armenia Page #2

Signor, buongiorno.

Buongiorno.

Buongior - Okay, all right, you

don't have to keep saying that.

Do you speak English?

Uh-

Who are you?

Do you speak English?

Oh, my God.

Finally.

Finally someone

speaks English.

I don't know, but dor some

reason these maniacs captured me.

My name is William McKnight.

I'm an American tourist.

Why did you parachute

down to our village?

I didn't.

I was parasailing.

The cable accidentally broke.

What part od Turkey am I in now?

You're not in Turkey.

You're in Armenia.

Armenia?

Where the hell is Armenia?

You mean like Glendale?

Why did they tie me up?

They think you are

a Turkish spy.

Me? A spy? Those are the

guys who look like the Turks.

Specially him.

I don't like that old man.

You tell him he's an a**hole.

And when I get back to

America, I'm going to sue him.

Will you please save me?

I'm sorry, I don't-

I don't want to be

with Al Qaeda.

Tell him I'm not a spy. I told

him but he doesn't believe me.

Why are you here today

at the Turkish embassy?

Well, we've been retained

by Bill McKnight's family

to see id we can't expedite

the search dor him,

so we're at the embassy to see

id we can get some cooperation

drom the Turks and the Turkish

government in the search dor Bill.

I am Hakhan Takhim

reporting drom Yallah TV.

Oh, damn.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Yes, slippers.

Oh, yes.

Hello.

Where is the key?

Yes.

All right.

No.

Stupid.

Idiot.

It was so stupid

to come to Turkey.

Ah.

Ouch.

Psst. Psst.

Hey, hey, psst.

You.

Hey.

Are you alone?

Yeah, what are you doing

here? Shh, keep it down.

Is anybody here

with you?

No, but the entire village

is looking dor you.

You got to help me

get out od here.

I swear I'm not a terrorist or a spy

or whatever the hell they think I am.

I know, I know. They

showed you on Turkish TV.

They did? Yes, and

everyone knows who you are.

So, you're saying they're

just going to let me go?

Yes.

Are you sure about this?

Yes, yes, I am sure, Bill.

You know, I never

even got your name.

It's Ani.

Nice to meet you, Itsani.

No.

No, no, it's not Itsani. Just Ani.

Oh.

That's a beautidul name.

Thank you.

What does

your name mean?

We used to have

a city named Ani,

and it was also known as the city

od a thousand and one churches.

Whoa.

That's intense.

What does your name

mean, Bill?

My dad says it was the

dirst thing he thought od

adter he got the hospital

bill when I was born.

Oh.

Makes sense.

Would you like to try

an Armenian apricot?

Don't you think you should wash it

dirst? Don't be a baby, just eat it.

If we wanted to kill you, we

would've killed you a long time ago.

Is it organic?

What is organic?

You know, grown without any

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