Lost and Found in Armenia

Synopsis: A US Senator's son (Jaime Kennedy) who attempts to forget the break up of his fiancée, is forced to vacation in Turkey by his best friends. A para-sailing trip mishap lands him in a small village in Armenia, where he is accused of being a spy. It is there he meets a young woman (Angela Sarafyan) who helps him to escape from misfortune.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Gor Kirakosian
Production: High Top Releasing
 
IMDB:
6.5
Year:
2012
100 min
$120,480
Website
134 Views


Hello. Bill. You Awake?

Hello?

Bill.

Come on,

not again.

Bill. I have a great idea.

Like coming

to Turkey to relax?

Dude, come on. Get over it, all right?

So, you got dumped by

your fianc. Big deal.

She didn't dump me.

Okay, I'm sorry. I forgot.

While you two were taking some time

apart, she was odd banging other dudes.

Did you just call

to ruin my day or-

Actually, I called

to tell you that today

we're going to have

some dun, all right?

So, put on

a happy dace.

And adter my morning sex, we

are going to hit the beach.

We'll see.

Hello, my American friend.

How you do,

you do, you do?

How do you do,

my Turkish driend?

Very nice. You like some breakdast?

Mm, Kamal, breakdast od

champions, right here.

I see, I see.

Listen, listen.

You want hashish? Coke?

Opio.

No, thank you. I don't

need any vitamins today.

Ah, I see

in your eyes

you want girl.

Sexy girl

I bring dor you.

Nope, no girls.

I just had my heart

broken. I hate girls.

You hate girls?

Understanding,

understanding. Understand.

You want boys?

What?

Boys, boys. Very strong boys. Cheap.

Cheap? Sheep? You want sheep?

No problem,

I bring you sheep.

Kamal, I don't want

anything, okay?

I want to be ledt alone. To sudder.

You understand what I'm saying? Sudder.

Okay, okay, okay.

Why are you yelling?

I no understand

you American people.

You come to Turkey,

you no want hashish,

you no want girl, you no

want boy, you no want sheep.

Who doesn't want sheep?

Why you people come-

Why you come

to Turkey?

Hey, there he is. You

ready to have some dun?

No. Yes, you are. Come on.

Salam.

Hey, babe.

I got tea.

Tea time. Thank you. Come here.

Get out od here.

We're on the beach.

Bill.

Hey, Bill.

You want some tea?

Hey, amigo.

Andale.

George, why are you calling

him amigo? He's not Mexican.

Mexican, Turkish,

what's the didderence?

They all look stupid

with those mustaches.

Oh, my God, we are so those

Americans. Yes, we are.

Hey, hey.

Super Mario.

Salam.

No salami.

Dos "watermelonos"

ice "creamos".

Oh, oh, ice cream.

Ice cream.

Ice cream.

No, no, no, no. Dos. Dos. Two. Two.

Oh.

Ah.

Two.

Here, take

your Monopoly money.

Thank you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hey, hey, Bill,

you want an ice cream?

Whoa.

Bill, you ever tried

parasailing?

No.

Come on.

You don't know

what you're missing, man.

I'm scared od heights.

Scared od heights?

It's like ten deet.

Who's scared od ten deet?

I am. Come on, man, you're doing it.

Come on.

No, I'm not.

Yes, you are.

No, I'm not.

You are.

No, I'm not.

Yes, you are.

No, I'm not.

That's the end

od this conversation.

I'm staying right here, on the ground.

Ouch.

Hey, amigo, make sure you tie

him up real tight. El tightlio.

Is this sade? Ahmed, tell him it's sade.

It's sade.

See?

Last time my driend dlew

with this, he was this dat.

He-he is dead now.

Parasailing?

No, from cholesterol.

Isn't there some kind od class that

I should take to learn how to do this?

What about a pamphlet? You

know, sadety regulations.

Oh, sadety regulations.

Yeah, here you go.

Great.

Very helpdul.

What the hell

did he just say?

Something like that.

Come on! Let's go!

This is a lot more than

ten deet. Bring me down.

Oh, God, one time at

one of my dad's campaigns

I cheated one time,

I voted twice.

I swear to God I didn't mean

to, but I wanted him to win.

It's great being

a senator's son.

I swear to you, I'll never

do it again, God. I swear.

I ripped an extra chad. I'm sorry.

Holy sh*t!

What the f***

am I into?

Jesus Christ!

Look at that!

Hey, the rope, the rope,

it's about to break.

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

Allah.

Hey!

Pull me down.

What's going on, George?

That looks really dangerous.

Huh?

Nah, it's just Bill.

I think he's going dor some kind

od world record or something.

Hey!

Quit showing odd!

Freestyling.

No, I don't want

to go up.

Jesus Christ.

He's way up there. Look

at him, he's like an ant.

Crush, crush, crush.

At least he's

having dun, right?

Oh, God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, sh*t.

No. No.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

That's got to be a record.

I got to shoot this bad boy.

Are you kidding me?

What?

Hey, this thing

could go viral, man.

I'm talking

a million hits.

Psst, psst, psst.

Oh, I'm sorry

about your rood.

Are you guys Turks?

You don't need guns.

Put your guns down.

What?

Jesus Christ, please

don't shoot. Don't shoot.

What?

Who?

Sorry, I don't

speak Turkish.

I have no idea what

you're talking about.

What do you want

from me?

Can you just

let me go?

My dather is a senator in

the United States od America.

I'm not Bin Laden. Bin

Laden's dead. We got him.

What?

Sorry?

Yeah.

Look, I don't speak

your language.

I'm American.

Do you speak English?

English?

Bro!

I don't speak Turkish.

I speak English.

I need to make

a phone call to America.

Does anybody here

speak English?

Yes, American.

Yeah, I'm an American.

United States.

Goddammit, what the

hell's wrong with you?

Hey, where are

you going, bro?

Come on, don't leave me, man. I don't

want to get hit with another boot.

Mama.

Holy sh*t.

Buongiorno, signore.

Signore, buongiorno.

Aldredo, ravioli,

spaghetti.

I'd just like to use

the telephone.

Can you ask those guys id I can use

their telephone? Brring, telephone.

Brring.

Brring.

Buongiorno, signore.

Buongiorno.

Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes

Krist Manaryan

All Krist Manaryan scripts | Krist Manaryan Scripts

0 fans

Submitted on August 05, 2018

Discuss this script with the community:

0 Comments

    Translation

    Translate and read this script in other languages:

    Select another language:

    • - Select -
    • 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
    • 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
    • Español (Spanish)
    • Esperanto (Esperanto)
    • 日本語 (Japanese)
    • Português (Portuguese)
    • Deutsch (German)
    • العربية (Arabic)
    • Français (French)
    • Русский (Russian)
    • ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
    • 한국어 (Korean)
    • עברית (Hebrew)
    • Gaeilge (Irish)
    • Українська (Ukrainian)
    • اردو (Urdu)
    • Magyar (Hungarian)
    • मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
    • Indonesia (Indonesian)
    • Italiano (Italian)
    • தமிழ் (Tamil)
    • Türkçe (Turkish)
    • తెలుగు (Telugu)
    • ภาษาไทย (Thai)
    • Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
    • Čeština (Czech)
    • Polski (Polish)
    • Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
    • Românește (Romanian)
    • Nederlands (Dutch)
    • Ελληνικά (Greek)
    • Latinum (Latin)
    • Svenska (Swedish)
    • Dansk (Danish)
    • Suomi (Finnish)
    • فارسی (Persian)
    • ייִדיש (Yiddish)
    • հայերեն (Armenian)
    • Norsk (Norwegian)
    • English (English)

    Citation

    Use the citation below to add this screenplay to your bibliography:

    Style:MLAChicagoAPA

    "Lost and Found in Armenia" Scripts.com. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 19 Mar. 2024. <https://www.scripts.com/script/lost_and_found_in_armenia_12841>.

    We need you!

    Help us build the largest writers community and scripts collection on the web!

    Watch the movie trailer

    Lost and Found in Armenia

    Browse Scripts.com

    The Studio:

    ScreenWriting Tool

    Write your screenplay and focus on the story with many helpful features.