Loose Cannons Page #3

The launch came up out of

the water at high speed...

...sailed through all this debris here...

...and then, before final impact,

two victims were thrown clear.

Then when the launch finally

came to rest, two other gentlemen...

...one dressed as the Queen of Hearts

from Alice in Wonderland...

...and the other, probably dressed

as the Mad Hatter...

...jumped out of the boat and ran.

Then someone in the powerboat

on the water opened fire.

And over the fence went

the Queen of Hearts.

Oh, boy, the Queen of Hearts. Good.

Now we'll finally find out who

painted the roses red, won't we?

Now, at this point, all the men

in the powerboat came ashore.

Someone killed the rabbit right here,

where the body was found.

Then two men chased the fat man

dressed as the Queen of Hearts...

...but he got away.

Someone tormented the German

gentleman dressed as the Cheshire Cat.

He taunted him from here all the way

over to here, then shot him.

Here, where the body was found.

That's as detailed as I can be

with cursory examination.

It's reasonably accurate. I could

answer questions now if you want.

Do you want them

one at a time or all together?

- Oh, give them to me all at once.

- Okay. How do you know the gunfire...

...came from this alleged powerboat?

How do you know anybody escaped,

let alone two people?

How do you know one guy

was dressed as the Queen of Hearts?

How do you know he was overweight?

How do you know this guy was German?

How do you know

that he was tormented?

Finally, how do you know

any of this sh*t?

Physical evidence.

Look at all these hits around here

I've marked with the yellow pegs...

...and up on the doors.

- That could have come from the shore.

- No.

Why?

I pulled all kinds of.30 caliber

slugs and shells out of here.

You've gotta admit that's

weird ordnance for an amateur.

I figure the guy must have been a pro.

Look at the door.

Looks like the Dow Jones

Industrial Average.

No professional marksman is that

inaccurate, indicating the firing began...

...when the boat was bobbing in the

water, hence the erratic pattern of fire.

How do you know the guy

dressed as the Queen of Hearts was fat?

I found this scrap of costume

here on the fence...

...indicating whoever wore it got over

the fence. Look, you see this flower?

See? This flower. See?

It's a rose. See the rose?

It's a rose worn by the Queen of Hearts.

See? Everybody knows her eye.

See, there's her eye.

So if we project just how large this card

might have been on a costume...

...we can conclude that the man

who wore it was of great bulk.

That's why I figure there were two men.

The guy who wore this...

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