Learning New Things About Ourselves Page #2

[Roman]:
How dare you criticize my work while also utilizing my rhyming skills!? That's like -slaps self- slapping me in the face of my own beautifully manicured... SWORD! -kisses sword-

[Thomas]:
Oh, hi Roman.

[Roman]:
I'm sorry that everything I make isn't the Creation of Adam... Driver, with his perfectly huge pecs!

[Thomas]:
No, I'm not saying that I just- I don't know what I want.

[Roman]:
Well, maybe we should just take some time to explore what it is we want.

[Logan]:
You know, we can't do that Roman.

[Patton]:
Logan! It's Patton!

[Logan]:
Thomas made a commitment to regularly sharing content. He must be held accountable.

[Roman]:
-sigh- Is this really a time to be harping on due dates, Teach?

[Logan]:
This isn't just about my regard for punctuality although I am overcome by a titillating, tingly sensation whenever deadlines are met.

[Roman]:
Eww.

[Logan]:
If we continually fail to deliver videos in a timely manner or even fail to deliver them entirely, then... Uh... -looks at flashcard- By the screams of snipped snakes at a Gorgon salon, why would the audience remain?... What?

[Roman]:
Oh, that's one of mine.

[Logan]:
Ah...

[Roman]:
Thank you-- I DON'T KNOW why the viewers would stick around! They certainly aren't doing it to hear you talking about them so belittlingly.

[Logan]:
Belittlingly? How is treating their time as valuable belittling them. (To Viewers) Are you feeling belittled? Comment below if you're feeling belittled.

[Roman]:
Don't bring them into this. How dare you! (To Viewers) Sorry, everyone! Pardon Logan's rude behavior... and make sure to ring that bell.

[Logan]:
Oh, but YOU can talk to them.

[Roman]:
Yes! To clear up your bad behavior.

[Logan]:
MY bad behavior?

[Roman]:
You know how are our arguments should always go, Logan?

[Logan]:
My bad behavior...

(Roman and Logan continue fighting)

[Patton]:
(To Viewers) Uhh, hey kids, daddy and daddy are just having a little discussion. That's all. Just focus on daddy and everything will be A-OK, here we go! *makes silly noises*

[Thomas]:
Uh, guys…

[Patton]:
-gasps- I know that face. My child is returning...

[Virgil]:
-grumbling-

[Thomas]:
Virgil's here! It's not a party... until I have anxiety.

[Virgil]:
Thomas, you have got to do something about this!

[Thomas]:
Do something about what?

(Roman and Logan still arguing)

[Virgil]:
Are you kidding?

[Thomas]:
But... this is what they always do. You know that. (background bleep) I mean, I thought they had it a little figured out a bit ago... They had that one debate (background bleep) that ended pretty well, and heck they sang a song together!

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