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lapsed into a food coma.
I've had issues with food in the past.
I don't know, you know just with the
stress of everything I just overdid it.
But I'm in control.
Now I don't have to go back to Phoenix.
I just wanted to come by,
and apologize for yesterday,
my behavior was just...
No, no, no...
You finished the Tachyon Amplifier!
No, no...I mean yes.
I-I don't know...
I finished building it yes, but...
I didn't have the nerve to test it out.
So I thought a trip to Arby's
might give me some courage, no dice.
But I hit Popeyes, Del Taco...
Fourteen thousand calories later.
I found myself down at Subway.
Powering through a 12
Battling to come out a "Jared."
Still didn't give me the
strength to turn that thing on.
I'm a coward.
You are not a coward,
you're a visionary.
This is probably the greatest work
of genius in the last hundred years.
Is that a chorus line?
It's left over data from the drive.
What a piece of crap!
The machine I mean
Not a chorus line.
I love show tunes, they really tell
the story of the human condition.
It's a bit gay.
It is great.
Right.
you're on the verge of a
major discovery, now get up!
Whoa, where are we going?
We're going to test this
little device, in the field.
Are you crazy? I'm not
prepared for a field test!
No, I'm not going to make a big deal
out of it just a routine expedition.
A routine expedition?
Purely routine.
Here, here it is. This is
where I found the fossil.
The Devil's Canyon mystery cave.
This dump is a portal?
Would you look at these readings?
We just gotta get back in that cave.
No problem, the place
is obviously abandoned.
Not exactly.
What's your pleasure?
I got Roman Candles, Bottle Rockets,
Twitter Glitters, Dancing Butterflies?
I call the Mexican Vasectomy.
Yeah?
Okay, that's some bad taste.
How 'bout this?
like to call, the perfect woman.
Big ol' set of boobies,
no head and a handle.
Look we want to go in the cave, alright?
Okay, how about this.
Ya'll spend $30 on crap,
I'll give you a deluxe tour.
It all goes to a great cause.
The Devil's Canyon Resort & Casino!
Wow, that's nice craft.
Seven thousand
luxuriously appointed rooms
Three casinos.
One convention center.
Ass-tons of parking.
And when everything is complete,
I will turn the tip of this golden
tee-pee into my personal lair.
And I will take a mate, and live
the rest of my life with her up here.
When we fight, and she pisses me
off, I will banish her to this tip,
where she will be kept
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