Land Ho!

Synopsis: A pair of ex-brothers-in-law set off to Iceland in an attempt to reclaim their youth through Reykjavik nightclubs, trendy spas, and rugged campsites. This bawdy adventure is a throwback to 1980s road trip comedies, as well as a candid exploration of aging, loneliness, and friendship.
Genre: Adventure, Comedy
Production: Sony Pictures Classics
  2 wins & 3 nominations.
Rotten Tomatoes:
95 min

for you to get away...

to a place that is wonderful.

The hot springs with all

the minerals in the water.

The juicy, fantastic lobsters,

and the gorgeous broads.

I don't like lobster.

I'll eat your lobster.

- Got something?

- Yeah, listen to this:

"The head chef at the Hotel

Nordica's five-star restaurant...

serves up superb seasonal dishes.

Think pink-footed goose

with caramelized apples."

- Can you think pink-footed goose?

- That sounds weird.

But it could be good.

Yeah. When in Rome.

- You know how that is.

- Yep.

- Do it.

- Want me to continue...

- ...or go on to another one?

- Stay with that one.

"The waiters sometimes bring out

extra little treats for you to try.

For example, their amazing

invisible gazpacho."

What in the hell is

invisible gazpacho?

I have no idea.

- What else is there?

- Well, we have Dill.

"A gourmet's delight...

this elegant,

new Scandinavian restaurant...

specializes in local

organic ingredients...

cooked in contemporary

Nordic-kitchen style.

Prepare yourself."

- Yeah...

- Are you prepared?

Yeah, I'm prepared. Come on.

- You don't sound prepared.

- I'm prepared, all right?

- Excuse me.

- Yes.

Car's ready.

Oh, isn't that beautiful?

Oh, good God, Mitch.

- Oh, shit, I forgot. Damn it.

- What? What?

I forgot the duty-free store.

I should've mentioned something earlier.

- I can't believe I'm so stupid sometimes.

- You know, I kind of feel bad about...

not having paid for

anything so far yet.

I told you, don't worry about that.

You know, we're here to have

a good time. This is on me.

When I run out of money, I'll say,

"Okay, Colin, it's your turn to pay."

- But I think we'll be okay.

- Maybe I'll just pay...

- ...for the booze or something.

- Oh, yeah, booze.

I can see us walk in and say,

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Submitted on August 05, 2018


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