Kummeli Stories Page #2

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Stefa will do

That's precise

Hey, clutch's gone.

Could you steer? -Okay

To right

To left.

-Stefa

New clutch. Stefa's working on it

That's precise.

-Right

Hey, cigarette dropped

Bench is burning.

-Stefa will take care of it

Foam to the eggs

I'm foamed all over

Ha, ha, looking good

Really fast, hundred

Right down,

left full speed

Really embarrassing to say but...

Of course you can go and pee now

May Day drink is?

That's mead

Mead

"Tsorry."

-That's ok

It was very difficult

and hard race

We had some troubles

with the tires

But the team is

working very fine -

and I'm drinking and

f***ing all the time

I heard that Carlos

is coming very strong

Anyway I think that if I try my

best we're gonna win this race

Tomorrow of course I'm

gonna have lot of troubles -

because I'm gonna have

hangover and some other diseases

But I think that anyway

it's gonna be alright

Well boys, there's

nothing to worry about

We are less than 5 minutes

behind the second last

I'll put 20x bigger nozzles -

and I think we'll make it

to winner's podium

That's great when team functions

well and we get feedback

We have had good thing going today

We come strong and

aggressively to the curves

But need to get out of there

Lampinen, you have to be able

to tighten your map reading

It's great when team functions

well and we get feedback

And need to give that to you

What do you think those

other teams are doing?

They also give feedback

to their drivers

It's not enough to

be born as winner -

but we need to polish the diamond

You know?

-Yeah

Did we come here to

win or lose? -We did

Lampinen, hey?

-Yeah

Go to reserve those

hotel rooms now -

so we can get some sleep.

-Okay. Give money

What money? -Give cash

Take from the sponsor funds.

-Which sponsor fund?

This car is full of stickers.

You have sold advertizing space...

Lampinen, tell me what is sponsoring?

Sponsoring?

-Yes?

It's a kind of modern marketing -

where athlete or someone such -

obtains stickers or fabric brands

Right. I see

Don't say that you have

let the stickers to be -

glued on the car for free!

-No, I sure paid for them

Hey, the main thing is,

that the team works, yes?

I'm going to pee now

After that we'll take

one more tier

Then we all go to

a restaurant to eat lamb

So those boys slept

their night in the car

They didn't mind

That's how they

had done it before

Look at that, I guess

we are last right in the morning

They trusted their

mechanic like stone wall

Because he knew his red Saab

like his own mother

I have had -99 model

But that's different.

-I know that

That mechanic didn't

run out of tricks

I left the keys inside by the way

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