Kitten Bowl Page #2

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of the field here, John.

And Meowshawn Lynch

takes the kickoff out of the

end zone. Oh and he fumbles

the ball. Leaving the

Bengals confused and

very cute. Keep an eye on

Ferrell Owens here

stalking the Lions

reciever. And he strips

the ball loose. Owens,

he could go all the way.

Touchdown, Bengals.

And it looks

like Owens is gonna

jump into the stands

for his famous

Hallmark Channel hurdle.

Owens is no stranger to

excessive celebration.

The Bengals make the

extra point.

And the score is tied at seven.

Oh look out. Mr. Whiskers losing

his cool.

Penalty.

Illegal use of the paws.

Illegal use of he paws,

John. You have to

wonder if that's in

response to Owens'

excessive celebration.

Well you maybe right, Renee.

Whiskers trying anything here to shake

the red hot Owens off his game.

Tabby Romo trying to

stretch the offense.

The Lions really

need to keep their focus

here and Socks takes the

snap. He's toying with the

idea of a mouse flicker.

But with nobody open downfield

he's forced to take the scratch.

Now the Bengals take over

at midfield. But seem to be

a little confused with

the play call.

Aww. Adorable.

Meowshawn Lynch tries

to sneak in from out of bounds,

but the referee wasn't fooled. I

guess that's gonna be a penalty.

Penalty. Unnecessary

cuteness. Ten yards.

Wow. Unnecessary

cuteness already, John.

Lynch needs to keep his

cuteness under wraps or it

can get him into trouble today.

John the Lions would love to get

another score here before

the end of the quarter.

And that will do it as

time expires in the first

quarter with the score,

the North Shore Bengals

seven, the Last Hope Lions,

seven. In case you're just

joining us, let's go back

and review how these two

teams scored in the first

quarter.

Two scores in

the first quarter.

The first by Tabby Romo

pouncing into the end

zone and the second,

Ferrell Owens who caused a

fumble and easily swatted

the mouse across the goal

line. No clear-cut winner

yet, but plenty more

game to be played.

Of course none of

today's events would be

possible without the

enormous help of our

friends at the North Shore

Animal League. North Shore

is the world's largest No

Kill animal rescue and

adoption organization.

Leader in the No Kill

movement, rescuing and

rehabilitating animals

instead of euthanizing

them. They'll be stopping

by later to share

some incredible stories.

And also thanks to Last Hope

Animal Rescue and Rehabilitation

and their work rehabilitating

feral cats and finding them a

safe home.

Last Hope shelters are

run by a volunteer staff who

donate their time to rescue and

rehabilitate animals in need.

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