Kick-Ass 2 Page #2
Super crazy.
Miss Mullins
was out today,
so we had Mr. Cooper teaching
us biology, such a grump.
Oh, really? That's weird because
Principal Himoff called me yesterday.
You were supposed
to get an award
for perfect attendance,
but you didn't attend.
I followed you this morning. Saw
you get into a cab with some boy,
and I lost you guys
over the bridge.
So now you wanna tell me
where you really were today?
I'm really sorry, Marcus.
I didn't wanna make you mad.
Cut the waterworks, Min.
You're 15, not five.
Okay.
Look, he asked me to out
class and go to the mall.
So,yeah,
yeah, I did.
This has nothing to do
with you being Hit Girl?
I'm not gonna
find any ninja blades
or throwing stars
under your bed?
No. I just wanted him
to like me. Okay?
Sweetie, skipping school's not
a way to get boys to like you.
I'm so stupid.
Hey, hey.
You're one of the smartest little girls I know.
Let's go get some pizza.
What, you mean
I'm not grounded?
Well, just consider
this a warning.
Hey, you sure you wanna
give all your mom's things away?
What the hell am I supposed
to do with all her stuff?
Damn, she had
a nice pair of guns.
Dude, she's dead!
Don't talk about her tits.
Oh, those.
Those were my dad's.
Why don't you keep them?
Are you sure?
Yeah. I mean,
they belong to you, right?
Come on, Chris.
You're your own man now.
Just be careful, all right?
Yeah.
Whoa!
Definitely don't
wanna keep those!
I'll take care of it.
You take the day off.
Later.
Hey.
So, are you ready for
What am I supposed
to do with these?
Put them on and, uh,
go fishing.
I'm the whitest pimp ever.
That's the idea.
Take the next right.
Comes out on Flatbush.
You sure I should be doing
this without my gear?
That's the point.
Kick-Ass isn't a costume.
Kick-Ass is who you really are.
Dave Lizewski is the mask.
Well, my "mask" is about to
Hey, queer bait, where are you
going with those bags, man?
Tell him you're on your way to f***
his mother with a 12-inch strap on.
I'm just taking a walk.
This really isn't what I do. I
usually just call the cops.
Who are you
talking to, man?
Uh, I'm just on a call.
It was...
You know, service round
here, it sucks, man.
Now give me the bags, f*ggot, before
I make you suck my fat cock, huh?
Come on.
Okay, Okay-
Can you believe I let Mindy
beat the snot out of me for weeks
just so I could get
my ass kicked again?
So much for a team.
You ready to die?
You f*ggot!
You know, all that homophobic
sh*t makes you sound super gay.
Come on, man.
Come on.
If I ever catch you robbing
again, sh*t-burger,
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