Kevin Hart: What Now? Page #4
already notice this sh*t.
Yo, you on
your period,
my man?
Ain't every man?
What?
Halle, you gotta get
me some damn clothes!
(CLEARS THROAT)
What took you
so long?
What kind of question
is that?
What do you mean,
what took me so long?
I was getting
the blood off of me.
What were you doing?
I thought you
was gonna be long.
Why would you think
I would be long?
Because you're a woman.
Women take long.
Everyone knows that.
(SCOFFS)
How about, "Kevin,
you look nice"?
How about, "I see what
you did with the time"?
You don't feel
like a compliment
is necessary?
That's your problem.
Like, why you got
an attitude?
I just gotta get
my mind right. So much
stuff happened today.
Just calm down.
I know.
Hey, thank you.
Sh*t!
(PEOPLE CLAMORING)
Close your mouth, Kevin.
Let's go.
Oh!
Where the f***
you get a gun from?
Kevin, we love you! Yay!
(SCANNER BEEPING)
Kevin, you the man!
Kevin Hart,
we love you, man!
Sh*t.
(AUDIENCE CLAMORING)
You hear that?
I do.
Sh*t.
What now?
What now is I do my job.
Okay.
Be careful.
KEVIN:
Wait a minute.Is Halle Berry
giving me the look?
Okay, listen up, people.
If you think I'ma have
Halle Berry in my movie
and I'm not gonna kiss her,
She about to get a berry blast
of these lips,
I'll tell you that.
(SMACKS LIPS)
Well, now that I
know what we both want,
I'll stop wasting time.
Oh!
Mmm!
What are you doing?
You know what I'm doing.
I'm about to kiss you.
Nobody said anything
about a kiss.
Just do a little one.
I'm not kissing you,
Kevin. Come on.
Do this.
Okay.
No. With your lips.
Fine, forget it.
Hey, Tim?
TIM:
Yeah, Kev?Let's just take it
from the top.
TIM:
Good idea.Ready?
I'm ready.
TIM:
And action.Be careful.
No, you be careful.
what I'm most careful at.
I do it very carefully.
What the f***
did you just say?
Goddamn it, just... Sh*t!
F*** me!
You hear me?
Are you sure you
don't want to kiss?
Kevin...
Shh.
Ew.
Okay?
All right, boy,
let's cut the sh*t.
Let's do what you do best.
Let's go make
these people laugh.
It's showtime!
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
Philadelphia,
make some f***ing noise!
(CHEERING INTENSIFIES)
No.
That's not good enough
for me.
Goddamn it,
we sold a football
stadium out tonight.
So I need to hear that!
I need to hear that!
So I'ma ask my city
one more time...
Philadelphia,
make some f***ing noise!
(CHEERING LOUDLY)
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yes!
Goddamn it,
we about to get loose.
I can honestly say that
the city of Philadelphia
has my back.
Is it safe to
say that, Philly?
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