Just Go With It Page #2

about my surgery?

Am I hiding the secrets around here?

You don't think Katherine knows about this?

Katherine was in the room when I did that.

She held the magnifying glass.

I did. And the tweezer.

Real nice.

Did you get a chance to try it out yet?

Uh, yeah. I've banged it up.

It's got a couple dents. I'm not gonna lie.

Yeah. You did?

Not from a human.

It's got... From this doll I made.

Oh.

Hey, Adon. Yo, yo.

Danny! I am so happy you could be here!

How are you, baby? Did you bring any Botox?

I didn't bring the Botox. I brought my cousin, Eddie.

Nice to meet you, Eddie.

Is this a Halloween party?

Are you kidding me right now?

You got a little more work done, huh?

Yeah, just a little bit, just tweaking, tweaking.

Maintenance, maintenance.

I just wanna stay in the game, Danny.

I don't wanna hit home runs,

just some singles. That's all.

You gotta stop, though, I'm telling you.

Do you have any feeling in your face?

Just in this one spot right here.

And then from the eyebrows down, dead, dead.

Is that a car alarm?

He's laughing, he's laughing. Oh, okay.

I wanted to go to your cousin Danny here,

but he refused to do any work.

He didn't wanna put his fingers in the pie. Ooh!

It was getting dangerous. This amount...

You gotta slow it down.

Okay, see? That shouldn't be happening right now.

Adon! Adon, Adon, Adon!

Ariel cut open his knee. It looks awful.

What happened? Settle, settle.

What do you expect me to do about it?

It's bleeding. You know what? I could stitch him up.

Why don't you go get me my bag? All right.

So, you fell down the stairs, huh?

Yeah.

Mmm-hmm.

Did you trip over something?

Was there a skateboard there, or...

No, I was distracted by something.

What distracted you?

A girl.

A girl, okay. Was it your mother?

No!

'Cause she just looks good.

That's your stepmom. I can talk like that.

All right. This is lidocaine. Don't think about it.

Ow!

Don't think about it. Think about your face.

Good, good.

Blonde, brunette, redhead?

Blonde, tan, tall, rocking body.

Nipples.

Want me to numb something else for you?

You're getting a little nutty over there.

No! No, I'm good. I'm good.

I'm alive! I'm alive, everybody!

Good job, Doctor. That was really nice.

The distraction, I'm guessing.

The what?

The boy was distracted. That's why he fell.

So, I'm taking the rap for this.

Yes. Your hotness basically pushed

him down the stairs.

Good luck proving that in court, Wisengruber.

Wisengruber? Is that what they're saying

on the Gossip Girl nowadays?

I knew you two would eventually find each other!

But be careful, Palmer, these plastic surgeons,

they really know how to operate.

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