Just Around The Corner Page #2
- Year:
- 2012
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Was alive
when he climbed into your property
and then he had...
In the night.
I would have seen him.
I have a 200 watt security light,
powered by my new wind turbine.
Yeah,
we're going to get a security light.
What, powered by that?
Isn't that one of the windmills
Ha, very good.
Look, mate, that body is just
one of those unanswerable mysteries
who assassinated Tony Blair
or why the Shard fell down
or why the...
Oi, you!
Did you see how this got here?
Nah, didn't see a blind zero, bruv.
Indeed...
Was that me?
No, that was thunder, Mick.
Hey, do you want to sleep
the night in our shed?
Never sleep in a room with only
one door, me mum taught me that.
And to never cook
a tortoise in a microwave
You remember your mum, then?
Yeah, she gave me this.
Advice and wisdom and stuff.
It's a shopping list.
No, might look like
a shopping list to you.
Look, I used to teach adult
literacy, I could teach you to read.
To read what? Words?
Yeah, words.
So I could read tattoos?
Um, tattoos, yeah.
So I could read tattoos so I'd know
who's in what gang and stuff?
Well, yeah.
So what does that say?
That's a number plate,
they're not words.
You can't really read, can you?!
Good try, Mr!
You ain't tricking me
out of a kidney that easily!
'And that is the true
religious message of Chrislam...
'that everybody is right
and nobody is wrong.'
Another scorpion in the outside bog.
Er, listen, Mick...
That's the last of
the Jeffery Archers.
I shall miss wiping my arse on him.
Yes, Mick...
Other side, bad ear.
Uh, Mick, your granddaughter
has some very good news...
Oh.
Which is that she has a boyfriend.
What, a proper boyfriend,
not like the other one?
I had no way of knowing
he was a woman.
No, no.
No, no, of course not, darling.
Anyway, this admirer
of Kia's, I haven't met him,
but he makes her happy...
which is great.
Oh, yes, of course, no, absolutely.
Terrific, princess.
And also, the interesting
thing about him, is that he's...
Well, he's...
He's what?
He's...
Well, the interesting thi...
He's Dutch.
I met him up the dump last week
and since then,
we've gone scavenging together
a couple of times.
Oh, that's nice, isn't it, Granddad?
Dutch?
F***ing Dutch!
All right, Mick, let's..
Poxy, immigrant scum, they come
over here, they take our work,
they take our houses,
they steal our turnips.
Now, don't get me wrong. I don't
condone all this cloggy bashing...
Well...
But let's be honest,
they bring it upon themselves.
All I am saying is, why are they
all bloody well over here...
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