Jurassic World Page #2

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Where did you get that?

This? I got it on eBay.

Yeah, it's pretty amazing.

I got it for $150,

but the mint condition one goes for $300...

Didn't occur to you maybe

that's in poor taste?

The shirt?

Yeah, no, it did.

I understand people died. It was terrible,

but that first park was legit.

I have a lot of respect for it.

They didn't need

these genetic hybrids.

They just needed dinosaurs,

real dinosaurs.

Okay, please don't wear it again.

That's kind of enough.

Yeah, I wasn't gonna.

- Did you close the deal?

- Looks like it.

Verizon Wireless

presents the Indominus rex.

That is so terrible.

Why not just go

the distance, Claire,

and just let these corporations

name the dinosaurs?

They've got all the ballparks.

Why stop there?

Why are the West Plains closed?

Another Pachy roaming

outside his zone.

But he's fully sedated

and ready for relocation.

Pepsi-saurus

or Tostito-don.

Security said the invisible

fences were a no-fail.

That is the second

time this month.

Well, the Pachys short out

their implants when they butt heads.

How much longer until

they get it out of there?

He just got five

milligrams of carfentanil.

Yes, he's very stoned.

So why don't we show a little sympathy?

I mean, you do understand these

are actual animals, right?

Clean up your workspace.

It's chaotic.

I like to think of

it as a living system.

Just enough stability to keep it

from collapsing into anarchy.

Inbound chopper,

Jurassic 1. ETA, 5 minutes.

Claire.

Mr. Masrani.

You are flying.

I got my license.

Two more.

Well, two more days.

Okay.

So,

- how's my park doing?

- Great.

We're up 2.5% over last year.

A bit lower than our

initial projection.

No, no, no, how's it doing?

Are the guests having fun?

Are the animals enjoying life?

Well, guest satisfaction

is steady in the low 90s.

We don't have a way to measure the animals'

emotional experience.

Sure you do.

You can see in their eyes.

Right?

Of course.

Okay. Now show me

my new dinosaur.

Got it.

Got it.

My!

You look tense, Claire.

Maybe you should just

focus on the controls.

The key to a happy

life is to accept

you are never

actually in control.

Bird!

You should spend a day at the beach.

Get some sun.

Right, so...

Marketing thought we could

offset some of the costs by...

Enough about cost.

John Hammond entrusted me

with his dying wish,

and not once did

he mention profits.

"Spare no expense,"

he used to say.

I appreciate that,

but the reality of operating

a theme park requires...

Don't forget why we

built this place, Claire.

Jurassic World exists to remind

us how very small we are.

How new. You can't

put a price on that.

Now, please, we're flying.

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