Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser

Synopsis: Many of the original actors will be reprising their roles as the Iconic acquaintances to the perpetual underdog of the films Namesake. According to Spade this film will be aired Directly to the website Crackle in the summer of 2015. He also stated his decision to don the Mullet once again was due to fan pressure as the original encroaches on cult status.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Fred Wolf
Production: Sony Pictures Entertainment
Rotten Tomatoes:
107 min


I enjoy my job. 'Cause if people have

a hard week, and they wanna rock out

at a concert, I like to help, you know,

picking up their garbage and bodily fluids,

just so they can relax.

They can thank me later.

They don't. But, uh, that's cool.

It don't stop me from being

All In, All The Time.

Bam-bam. You know how it is, yeah.

So much has been happening to me

that I don't even understand it all.

It's all just happening

way above my pay grade.

Oh, above zero? Just kidding.

- Sorry, that was rude.

- No, that's a good one. You got me.

That's pretty much how it is. See,

my new story picks up after my first story,

and yet it goes back to the day I was born.

Well, you've got me intrigued.

And I don't see the bus coming nearby, so

start at the beginning.

It starts where every good thing in my life

ever got started.


Man, that's the greatest town ever.

I woke up this morning

Got myself a gun

Mama always said I'd be the chosen one

One in a million I believe

I'm gonna burn to shine

I was born under a bad sign

with a blue moon in my eyes

I woke up this morning

and all that love had gone

My papa never told me

about right and wrong

But I'm looking good, baby

I believe that I'm feeling fine

I was born under a bad sign

with a blue moon in your eyes...

And today was the best day ever.

Man, I was marrying Brandy.

Ooh, something's got a hold on me now


It's a feeling, burnin' like a love on fire

Hey! Come here, get down!

It was like I was dreamin'.

Brandy knew me better than I knew myself.

Like, she knew that I didn't know what

seven times seven was.

I mean, yeah,

now I know that it's 77, but still.

She knew me.

And just when I thought it couldn't

get any better, it did.


We were gonna have a baby.

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David Spade

David Wayne Spade (born July 22, 1964) is an American actor, stand-up comedian, writer, and television personality. He rose to fame in the 1990s as a cast member on Saturday Night Live, then began a successful acting career in both film and television. He also starred or co-starred in the films Tommy Boy, Black Sheep, Joe Dirt, Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser, Grown Ups, and Grown Ups 2, among others. He has been part of an ensemble cast of two long-running sitcoms: Just Shoot Me! (1997–2003) and Rules of Engagement (2007–2013). Additionally, he starred as C. J. Barnes in the sitcom 8 Simple Rules (2004–2005). In animation, he voiced Kuzco in the 2000 film The Emperor's New Groove and its direct-to-video sequel, Kronk's New Groove and the red panda Aliur in Snowflake, the White Gorilla. His comedic style, in both his stand-up material and acting roles, relies heavily on sarcasm and self-deprecation. more…

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