Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back script
Synopsis: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American comedy film directed, written by, and starring Kevin Smith as Silent Bob, the fifth to be set in his View Askewniverse, a growing collection of characters and settings that developed out of his cult favorite Clerks. It focuses on the two eponymous characters, played respectively by Jason Mewes and Smith. The film features a large number of cameo appearances by famous actors and directors. The title and logo for Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back are direct references to The Empire Strikes Back.

Just then, RANDAL exits the video store, locking the door behind him.


What'd I tell you two about dealing in front of the store? Drop the kid and peddle your

wares someplace else, burn-boy.

(walking away)

And for the record, The Time sucked ass.

He exits. Jay, Silent Bob, and the Teens watch him go. After a beat--


Yo-youse guys wanna hear something fucked up about him and the Quick Stop guy?


Randal joins Dante behind the counter. Dante rings up a customer, a half-eaten submarine

sandwich sitting on the counter. Randal grabs it, takes a bite, and starts reading a



Hey, can't we do something about those two stoners hanging around outside all the time?


Why? What'd they do now?


I'm trying to watch Clash of the Titans, and all I can hear is the two them screaming

about Morris Day at the top of their lungs.


I thought the fat one didn't really talk much.


What, am I producing an A&E Biography about 'em? I'm just saying they shouldn't be

loitering around the stores like they do.


Neither should you, but we let you stay.


See, man--if you were funnier than that, ABC never would've cancelled us.





Enter Teen 1 and Teen 2, chuckling.


Two packs of Wraps.


Yo--how was the service?


What service?


The one at the Unitarian church where you two got married to each other last week.


What the hell are you talking about?


Jay said you had a Star-Wars--themed wedding and you guys tied the knot dressed like

storm troopers.

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Kevin Smith

Kevin Patrick Smith (born August 2, 1970) is an American filmmaker, actor, comedian, public speaker, comic book writer, author, and podcaster. He came to prominence with the low-budget comedy Clerks (1994), which he wrote, directed, co-produced, and acted in as the character Silent Bob of stoner duo "Jay & Silent Bob". Jay and Silent Bob have appeared in Smith's follow-up films Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back which were mostly all set in his home state of New Jersey. While not strictly sequential, the films frequently featured crossover plot elements, character references, and a shared canon described by fans as the "View Askewniverse", named after his production company View Askew Productions, which he co-founded with Scott Mosier. more…

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