Jatts in Golmaal Page #2

I haven't done anything either in the past 6 months.

If you've waited for 6 months wait for another 2-4 months.

If I manage to get a visa even for one boy...

...then I'll even give you next year's rent in advance.

Visa?

You cannot arrange for a proper fan...

...how will you arrange for a visa!

Brother, I can have an exhibition of fan on the roof.

Their blades will keep banging into each other.

But there is no electricity. What's the use putting a fan?

We might have power supply but you'll never have any shame.

If you don't pay us the rent of Rs. 20,000 within 10 days...

...then I'll throw your drums and harmonium out.

And you are the first travel agent we have seen...

...who also sells drums and harmonium.

I had told you it's earlier to get rid of ghosts than tenants.

I've seen people selling utensils to get a visa...

...but it's first time I am seeing selling his drums and instruments.

You stand here with a stick in your hand.

How about hitting someone with it sometimes?

Brother, you are getting angry with me as if...

...I'm responsible for your business not going well.

Your neighbor IELTS, takes Rs.10000 for Canada.

So why will people pay you 2 million?

Has she ever been able to get anyone a visa?

She cheats people by taking Rs. 10000...

...in the name of teaching them the right English. - IELTS.

People come for a visa of Canada...

...and end up paying her Rs. 10000 for nothing.

Why do you need to tell me that?

She gets 5-7 scapegoats everyday.

And you cannot manage to get even one.

Vakil Singh, the thing is if I don't arrange for Rs. 20000...

...within 10 days then consider our office closed forever.

How many scapegoats did you say does she catch everyday?

Coaching to go abroad.

This is right.

Schedule. - What is it?

Schedule.

Excuse me.

What do you want?

Well, I want to go to Canada.

Have you ever been anywhere earlier?

Yes, I've been to my aunt's place a number of times.

Does she stay out?

Out? She's out of the house all day long.

My uncle gets upset over this. My aunt doesn't stay at home.

I asked about the country.

Never mind. What's your education?

8th grade failed.

I'm sorry. You cannot go to Canada.

I don't want to go to Canada to be a tutor.

I want to be a taxi driver. So please...

Teach me as well.

Sister... - I'm younger than you!

Damn the sister!

This is a limit! I told you go cannot go to Canada.

Please leave.

Madam, at least try teaching me.

I'll manage to go to Canada on my own.

Excuse me, you are disturbing the class.

I've to teach other students as well.

All of them can go? - Yes.

Why? All of them are post graduates.

What?

Post graduate.

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