Jatts in Golmaal

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Hurry up! - Don't worry. Nothing will happen to you.

Hurry up!

Don't worry. I'm here for you. - Uncle, dead.

I'm not dead. You're the one who is going to die!

Hurry up! Hurry up! - Hurry up! - Hurry up!

Move! Be quick.

Hey! Uncle!

I don't have jaundice! Why have you kept me under the sun!

Come back, uncle! I'm dead!

Oh damn, Titu is left behind. Reverse it fast.

They are back! They're back.

Move, hurry up.

Hey, you forgot his uncle!

Take his uncle with you!

Stop! Stop! You forgot the uncle!

Hey, easy!

Come quickly. Come.

Doctor! Doctor, what's it with patient?

A girl is born.

No! How is that possible!

I wonder why don't like having daughters.

What happened, uncle?

We've lost our honor, Raavi.

Your brother had a daughter. - A girl!

What have you done, Titu! - Brother...

Why didn't you die before doing such a deed? - Brother...

Brother! - Damn the brother! Our family's ruined.

And you are trying to reason it with me!

Damn you! - Brother, Shakuntala had a daughter.

Titu is in ward number two.

They didn't you say that earlier?

Let's go.

Titu!

Titu...

No! - He's not dead.

He is gonna be daed? - He has a hole in his heart.

Please talk in Punjabi...

...or we wouldn't be able to get him treated.

Because of a hole 60 percent of his heart is damaged.

It is a very serious condition.

Nephew, see, the coins that you swallowed in your childhood...

...have caused a hole in your heart.

Uncle, it's a heart not a pocket to have holes due to coins.

Brother, this is the punishment you got for selling drugs.

I still say, stop smuggling drugs.

Why take people's to curse? - What kind of a sister are you?

Your brother is on his deathbed and you are making him worry!

You should rather encourage him.

Say, "Brother, till you are on bed... "

"... I'll help a few trucks of opium cross the check post."

I am unable to do it, otherwise I would've become...

...an informant and get the police to seize everything.

Brother, heart isn't on right but it's on the left side.

I'll still say lead the life that you...

...are left with in an honest manner.

What can this poor illiterate boy do?

Should he start sweeping the floors of your cheap pilot school?

It's IELTS not pilot.

The one that you call cheap is the source of my honest living.

I don't strive on your illicit earnings.

When your mother was pregnant with her...

...I was tired of telling her not to...

...watch the movie 'Kranti' so often. - She didn't listen.

So this had to happen.

Uncle, tell me what's to be done about me?

What will I do! I'm educated only till the fifth grade!

You want me to operate on you?

My blood pressure rises because of such things that you say!

Let me tell you! - Hey! Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

We'll have to do a heart transplant.

What plant? - Then do it.

It's not lamination but the transplant of the heart.

I mean we'll have to put someone else's heart in him.

We have so many guys...

Remove from anyone of them and put in me.

The guys who are under your damn tutelage...

...all there reports are with me.

Half of them have a heart problem.

The other half has kidney failure. - Your uncle gets fits.

Get lost, uncle. You're never of any use.

And it's also a crime to remove a living persons heart.

Doctor, have you done law along with medicine?

No. - Then don't give us any legal advice.

Whether we get someone dead or alive...

...but you'll get a person to take the heart out from.

Uncle, from where will we find a person...

...who will agree to give me his heart?

So, should I switch it on?

Do it if you are in such a hurry.

Here you go then.

What is it now?

Kulwant! Sister-in-law!

Brother, look they are standing in a queue...

...as if they are standing to pay the electricity bill.

What's wrong with all of you?

Why is everyone trying to bring down the pillar?

Brother Samaran...

Go switch it off! Switch off the electricity current!

Right away, sir!

I'm dead! Oh God!

Don't touch her!

Aunt, why are you abusing me? It is his fault.

I won't work for you!

Get lost! I'll do the lights on my own.

Has your mother given birth to another son...

...that you want to put celebration lights inside the house!

Uncle, my passport is ready!

Damn, you and your passport.

Who knows whether you'll get the visa even!

But we all were to get a visa to go to heaven!

You stubbornness over going to Canada will...

...surely be the cause of our doom.

You just got your passport and you were about to kill your family.

I wonder what you've done if you would've got a visa!

Behave and get into farming, like us.

I don't understand what problem...

...do all of you have with me going to Canada.

We have problem with your stupid deeds.

I'm already talked about in the village.

Balli is 37 years old and is yet not married.

I haven't die of shame but today...

...you would've killed me with electric shock.

Uncle! - Damn you! What uncle!

Eldest Uncle! - Damn you! What uncle!

Daddy! - Damn you! What daddy!

You too say, "Damn you what mummy!"

Come on, you are my darling son, isn't it?

My son!

Mom, I want to go to Canada and do something.

It's the only dream that I have.

Why don't they let me go?

Son, if I could I would've taken you there.

But I don't know how to go there.

Mom... - Yes?

You just support me. I'll find a way to go to Canada.

My darling son. Your mom loves you.

You haven't paid any rent since 6 months.

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