Jaloux Page #2

- Since the last time.

It's been 15 years since you were here.

OK.

Did you sleep well?

Yeah, very well.

Where did you sleep?

On the couch downstairs.

We can go back if you want.

I'll get the car fixed

and we can go back tonight.

No, we're here. Might as well stay.

We have to spend some time together

to see that it's not working, no?

It's Ben!

Of course.

Yippee!

I'm just trying to be polite.

Are we going to spend

the whole weekend with him?

I've got a joke for you!

One butt cheek says

to the other butt cheek:

"It's amazing that we're still together

"after all the sh*t

that's gone down between us!"

- Drink up.

- I'm almost done.

We're moving on to more serious things.

Look!

I hurt myself.

What's the matter?

- I...

- What's going on?

I hurt myself.

We have to take care of this.

We'll use vodka to disinfect it!

It's going to burn.

Yes, but it's the best disinfectant.

- This isn't pretty...

- What are you doing?

- This isn't pretty, pretty thing.

- What are you doing?

You'll see.

Sorry...

It just stings a bit.

It's nice out, huh?

Waking up wasn't too hard?

No, it was all right.

Paddling around the lake is really nice.

Do you think we could go for a ride?

Sure.

You coming?

Thanks!

I feel like swimming.

We could swim here.

I'm not swimming here, that's for sure.

Go in wearing nothing

but your life jacket?

That'd be hot, with my socks on, too.

Stop it, Marianne!

Come on!

- This is nice, huh?

- Definitely.

You didn't have to be aggressive.

What do you mean?

We take his boat.

We leave him there.

He's been waiting for an hour.

No, he offered.

He made us dinner yesterday.

I'm just trying to be polite.

It's not a big deal...

Don't worry,

no one's feelings are getting hurt.

He offered, so we went.

Did you want him to come with us?

You drive me crazy.

This would be the right time

for a fish to jump out of the water.

Come on!

What's he doing? What's his problem?

He doesn't like the water.

Oh, I see.

Let's play a joke on him.

- What?

- Let's play a joke on him.

What?

Thomas, you're missing out.

Would you help me up?

Stop! Stop!

- Sorry.

- Thomas...

It was a joke!

Very good one.

- Thomas!

- Never mind.

He was just joking around.

He didn't know.

- I said you didn't like the water.

- Of course!

You're stupid, or what?

Thomas?

Damn it!

Holy sh*t, Legault!

- Yeah?

- How's it going?

Hi.

You don't recognize me?

I'm sure I know you, but...

Steve! Man, it's been a long time.

Yeah! Is that your car?

I'm in the ditch.

I can't get it to start.

Can you bring me into town?

I'd like to find a garage.

Sure! Grab your things.

You'll have to squeeze in the back.

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