Jackass 2.5 Page #4

and surprise the bros.

-Where the beers at? Rock 'n' roll.

-I think it's one of those coolers.

I really don't drink Miller, but I'm going

to have to make an exception.

Get you a drink, man. Join the party.

Captain Morgan on the house.

-Oh, sh*t!

-Yeah, buddy!

That don't taste like Captain Morgan!

It tastes like piss.

Drink up, buddy.

-I think that was...

-Oh, man!

Last time I checked, it was piss.

Is this piss? Oh, it is piss, isn't it?

Whose piss?

Get away from me, little guy.

Don't waste it all.

What about when the raft

went off in your Lambo?

Oh, God. Yeah.

A raft that instantly inflates to, like,

ten by seven, or some sh*t,

in a Lamborghini

where the window is this wide as it is.

in a Lamborghini

where the window is this wide as it is.

I can just see the whole...

The window was cracking,

the sunroof was popping out.

Yeah, I was like, "This sucks so bad. "

I think your windshield's messed up.

Yeah, that was...

Should have thought that one through

a little bit better, dudes.

-I played, like, maybe two weeks ago.

-Do you honestly play?

-Yeah.

-Really?

-All right.

-What do you say

I bang one out of your ass?

I think we can do it.

-Let me try it out of your ass.

-Awesome.

Let's get it... Put it in his ass.

You guys are pricks.

-All right.

-Pull up your cardigan.

-Oh, my...

-All right.

Let's see this kick-ass form

that you're talking about.

-Oh, dude! Dude. Dude.

-Get me up!

You okay?

-You did good.

-You a**hole, you didn't even try, man.

-You suck at golf.

-No. It was good.

-Show the camera your hole in the butt.

-Show the hole in the butt.

Thank you, sir.

That was great.

Hey, sir. Would you mind

driving a golf ball off my friend's crotch?

If we get a long tee.

-Can you hit one out of his pee-pee?

-Yeah, I'll try.

Oh, man.

-This is golfing.

-Yeah, yeah.

-Oh, man.

-Oh, my God.

-Oh, man.

-Try to get your face out of the way.

Just take a deep breath. Easy up, bub.

-All right?

-Oh, my God.

All right, sir. Do your worst.

Best! Sorry.

Oh, my God!

-He hit it after it fell off.

-Dude, I saw the ball

Iike an inch away from my face.

Yeah, I don't know how he hit it

when it was falling.

-That was great.

-Wow. Good hit.

-Man.

-That was kick-ass.

Please hit the idiots. Pass it on.

-Hit the idiots. Pass it on.

-Please hit the idiots.

Pass it on.

You're going to get hit, midget.

There went one.

Man, these guys are...

Hit them!

Look at Wee Man.

What jerks.

Wow.

-He got it right in the dick.

-Was it good?

That's great.

So one of the things that led

to the making of Number Two

was when I went to Russia

with the Wildboyz,

and Tremaine saw that

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