Jack And Jill vs. The World Page #4
I just said I'm gay, George.
But you're not.
No.
Fine.
So Sally met this chick at yoga...
Hey, you remember that girl we hired
for the Klubendorff' commercial?
Oh, she's hot, buddy.
You should take a run at that.
I've been there.
You've been there been there?
She's my roommate.
Hey, how long have
you known this chick?
'Cause I saw this episode
of the X- Files once
where this girl goes out
and then she sells their
organs on the black market.
Then he started
asking me all these questions.
Like, am I good?
Uh... yeah.
Yeah, that did come up.
And?
Well...
I realized that I didn't have a lot
of answers for him.
I mean, I don't really know
that much about you.
Well, I come from an island.
It's called the island of heart,
and it's surrounded
by the sea of intuition.
Really?
The days are short,
and the nights are even shorter.
And every dawn, a fresh breeze
blows away the static thoughts
and the dead ideas.
Mmm. Nice.
So I come from the planet Earth,
and my people are stubborn
and set in their ways.
Our ideas don't just
float in on a breeze.
We plant them in the ground
and watch them grow
into big-ass trees with big-ass roots.
I eat dreamers for breakfast.
Yeah, right.
You drink your breakfast from a can.
# And slam together in the dark #
# The dark is where
the change is made... #
I love New York.
# They turn into a deeper shade
of colors me and you #
# In places we can safeguard #
# Where both our fighting world's collide #
Pow.
# A place that we can both agree #
Was meant for you and me #
# She loves me, yeah, she loves me #
# I believe the light's above me #
# An angel is dancing in my arms #
Hey there.
You in for a tune-up?
I am.
How long have you been here?
Hey, is the room service any good?
How's the food?
Do they turn your bed down at night
and leave the chocolate on the pillow?
All the nice hotels do it.
Hey, Wyatt, just so you know,
the kid and I, we're gonna want our beds
turned down at night
and a chocolate on the pillow.
And I'll take a newspaper
with my breakfast.
Do you want a newspaper?
Make that two.
Yes, ma'am.
Hey, kid, you should look into that.
Yeah, right.
- So what's your name?
- Holly.
- Got a boyfriend?
- No.
No?
That's crazy.
A pretty girl like you?
I got a boyfriend.
He's cute.
Is he better than David Beckham?
- Um, that depends.
- On what?
If you like pretty boys with frosted hair.
Jill?
Have you seen my roommate?
Hello?
Lame.
What?
Jill?
Are you asleep?
Uh-uh.
Do you ever think about dying?
Uh-uh.
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