In and Out Page #4
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- 2017
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There are TV cameras, reporters.
See? They want pictures
of the gay guy!
I told them I was the
principal, and they...
they mocked me.
I'm sorry.
Could you talk to them?
Right away.
Class, page 58.
Learn all you can.
- Mr. Brackett.
- Yes?
Watch the hands.
Uh, good point.
Howard, are you gay?
Howard! Howard, please!
I'm sorry.
The jury's still out on this.
No way. He's been
here for how many years?
Come on. I always knew.
I say bravo.
It's a blow for freedom.
Good for Howard.
To quote Mr. Bob Dylan...
"How many roads must a man walk down...
"before we call him a man?"
Ed, don't. It's early.
Knew what?
And how many
seas must the white dove...
- Ed, please.
- Before she sleeps...
- Shut up, Ed!
- Trina.
Why are we
talking about Howard?
'Cause he likes dick.
Good morning, everyone.
How are you?
- Hey! Terrific!
- Fabulous.
Is that Xerox
still on the fritz?
- How are you, sunshine?
- Oh, fine.
Oh, look at you.
Dick who?
He's getting married
this week.
See? He's not gay.
I told you.
I mean, gay guys.
I don't wanna
think about it.
There's only two times
where it's OK to do gay stuff.
Two emergency situations.
What? Which situations?
Prison, when it's
a substitute, or guys in space.
Guys in space?
Not on purpose.
It just happens because
they're weightless...
and they float into each other
when they're asleep.
You're so lame.
I know it's wrong.
It's against, like, nature.
Basic plumbing.
What?
It's the human body.
It's divided up into
in-holes and out-holes.
Stuff is supposed to go in the
in-holes and out the out-holes.
But gay guys, they put
stuff in the out-holes.
Wait.
So is your mouth an in-hole?
Right. 'Cause you put
burgers in it and brew.
Unless you're sick, and puke.
Then it's an out-hole,
so it's wrong.
Guys, come on! Hustle!
You'll be late for class.
Let's go!
What's going on?
Mr. Brackett,
could you, like, excuse us?
Why?
Mike's being a jerk.
No. Just until
we're dressed and ready.
This has nothing to do
with the Oscars, does it?
No. Come on.
What is it, then?
Before the Oscars,
it was different.
I mean, you weren't...
I wasn't what?
Famous.
You guys.
Peter Malloy, network.
No, no, no. No more interviews.
I have nothing to say.
I have no comments.
I have no thoughts
on gay marriage...
I didn't see "The Birdcage. "
I'm having dinner.
Of course. I'm sorry.
You should be.
Why are you sitting?
You people. Have some decency.
You've been hounding me all day.
At my school, at my home.
You should be ashamed
of yourselves.
I am. Those leeches.
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