Immigration Tango Page #2
The guy
should be arrested.
Are you sure you don't
want to call the cops?
three weeks left on my visa.
What are they gonna do?
Maybe I should kick
the crap out of him.
[Laughs]
Yeah, I like that.
I've been to 14 interviews
since I graduated.
No one wants to sponsor
foreigners anymore.
Who cares if your visa's
not good? Just stay.
Millions of people
do it every year.
No.
I won't stay
if I'm not wanted.
[Winces]
[Dials]
Yeah, give me
Immigration.
[Whistling]
Howard!
[Resumes whistling]
Get here
a little faster, buddy.
Come on. Grab that one, too.
[Claps hands]
I've never been so
humiliated in my life,
not even in Moscow,
where you expect men
to act like pigs.
Well, Elena,
you have legal options.
You don't have to let him
get away with this.
He's only a symptom.
I just don't
have status.
That's the problem.
You're smart and ambitious.
You will find a sponsor.
In three weeks?
I know people who've been
looking for anything
that pays for months.
Way to be supportive,
darlin'.
I'm just
being honest with her.
Ha ha! I made this
specially for you.
Seared monkfish in a wild
mushroom broth. Enjoy it.
Smells so good.
Mmm. This is
better than sex.
Well, maybe you
shouldn't have any.
[Giggles]
Mmm.
Enjoy.
This is great, man,
five star.
Thanks, man.
You are
a true artist, Carlos.
It is what I was born
to do, to give pleasure.
Enjoy it, okay?
Thank you.
I'll see you guys
at closing.
You didn't tell him,
did you?
No, only that
I didn't get the job.
You know Carlos.
He'll do
something stupid
and get himself
deported.
I never realized
how careful
immigrants have to be
all the time.
All I ever wanted was
to come to America
and have a better life.
We'll figure this out.
You are our best friends,
and you're
not going anywhere.
Oh, my God.
Congratulations!
[Claps hands]
Yeah. Ha ha ha ha!
MIKE:
What's going on?They just got engaged.
Oh, how sweet. Hi.
Don't forget my tip.
I mean it.
I know how cheap you are.
ELENA:
CARLOS:
They haven't beengetting along for a while.
Yeah, but it's
getting worse now.
If I go back to Russia,
would you come with me?
Freeze! Nobody move!
Wh-What?
On the ground!
Let's go! Get on the ground!
Elena Dubrovnik.
Yes.
You're under arrest, sweetheart.
You're coming with me.
We haven't done anything!
Let her go!
We received information
that your immigration
status has expired.
That's a lie. Who gave
you this information?
That's privileged.
Hey, get your hands
off her, man!
Did he also tell you
Molest you?
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