Imagine Me & You Page #2

I love dancing with you.

Hello, everybody.

Is this... Is this thing... Is this thing on?

Cooper, there you are.

Get this berk off the microphone

and make a proper speech.

Unaccustomed...

- What are you doing?

...as I am, to public speaking.

Problem now.

Anyway, these guys are in love...

and I think that that's boring.

They've been in love for years, years!

Years that have seen endless amounts

of drugs consumed...

and meaningless sex

thoroughly enjoyed by me!

They just stayed at home, as they do.

They've been like a married couple

for so many years...

it's a relief that they're finally married.

So, before I do my duty as best man

and shag a bridesmaid...

you know who you are...

I would like to raise a glass

to Rachel and Hector.

May they grow old together

sharing the same pillow.

Rachel and Hector.

Rachel and Hector.

Oh, and, now, this is a very big deal.

Some say the reason it's taken him

this long to get married is his fear...

of making just this speech,

but he's making it now!

He's not sure he can do it,

I know he can do it.

Please put it together repeatedly,

here's Hecky!

I know something that helps, Hector.

Imagine everybody naked.

Hi, everyone. I'm Heck...

and welcome to my wedding.

So, I'm glad you're all here

looking at me because...

'cause I want to tell you

how much I love Rachel.

What an amazing, wonderful,

uniquely fantastic person she is.

- Do you want to keep going?

- No, no, I think you're doing great.

Okay, so this is me now.

I've been looking forward

to this day all my life.

And I'm glad to share it

with so many people I love...

and a few people I've never met before.

But I'm sure you're all great, too.

I feel like I've known Heck all my life.

And I know I'll know him for the rest of it.

He's my best friend.

They say fairytales have happy endings,

even though the passage can be rough.

But Heck and I were mates

and then lovers.

And it's been smooth all the way.

Maybe that's a better kind of fairytale.

- Hear, hear.

- Hear, hear!

Sort of, toast-schmoast won't do all that.

But if you could all just wish us luck,

Heck and I would appreciate it very much.

All ready?

One, two, three.

Good luck!

- Hello.

- Hi.

You gotta help me. I need a flower.

Just one. A good one. The best.

- Okay.

- This is my last chance.

- My last-chance flower.

- Your last chance?

I really twatted up.

Only the right flower can save me.

What about a rose?

- A red rose, what would that say?

- Love.

- Love's nice, that works.

- And fidelity.

- Not a red rose, then.

- No.

Not a rose at all. It's too obvious.

If this really is your last chance, we need

to find you something spectacular.

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