I Love You to Death

Synopsis: Joey works with Rosalie in their pizza parlor. She is convinced that he works all of the time for them and her world dissolves when she finds that he has been fooling around for years. Being Catholic, divorce is out of the question, so she and her mother and her best friend decide to kill him. Hopelessly incompetent as killers, they hire incompetent professionals as they beat, poison, and shoot Joey who remains oblivious to their attempts.
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Director(s): Lawrence Kasdan
Production: Sony Pictures Home Entertainment
Rotten Tomatoes:
97 min

what a great country we got here.

I think they understand.

Hey, Rosalie, keep your eye on the shop.

I gotta look at Lacey Flynn's plumbing.

- Okay, sweetie.

- Her plumbing?

Devo, when you're done there,

I want you to go around back...

...and clean out the garbage cans.

They're full of maggots.


- That's perfect. I love that man.

- I'll do it with you.

No, please, that's my job,

taking care of maggots.

How you doing?

How you doing?

This is the third time this week

he's gone up to visit Lacey's pipes.

He owns the building.

He has to take care of it.

- See the way she looks at him?

- That's not his fault.

She's lonely. I feel sorry for her.

Don't feel sorry for her.

It's too convenient for Joey.

Hey, you shouldn't talk like that.

It's not right. Joey's my husband.

I don't wanna see you get hurt.

I can take care of myself.

Don't worry about me.

- Who is it?

- It's the pizza man.

- Hello, pizza man.

- Hello. I'm here to check your pipes.

I'm so glad because

water's squirting everywhere.

Think she's pretty?

Yeah, I guess so.

I can see a lot of girls

are crazy for Joey...

...and he has an eye for the ladies too.

That's okay.

He's Italian.

He's allowed to look.

In reality as we know it,

some men do more than look.

You don't trust anyone, Devo.

That's your whole trouble.

I trust you.

Joey would never run around on me.

- Rosalie-

- He never would.

Let me put it this way.

Let's say you had a dream that he did...

...and the dream turned out to be true.

What would you do?

I'd kill myself, and if I didn't

feel any better, I'd kill him. Yeah.

- Joey, stay a little longer.

- I can't. I got a lot of work.

- Maybe you'll come back later?

- Maybe.

Maybe even spend the night?

What are you, crazy?

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