I Love You, Man Page #2
I mean, we're eight years apart.
Barely grew up together
in the same house.
This is ridiculous.
Why is it weird that I had girlfriends?
Nothing. We're just saying
you never really had a best friend, is all.
- Well, who's your best friend?
- I have two.
Hank Mardukas has been
my closest friend
since our first year at IBM.
- Best man at our wedding. Yeah.
- Yeah. Yeah, he was.
Talk to him two, three times a week
on the phone for 30 years now.
And then there's Robbie.
What's up?
- Robbie is your other best friend?
- Correct. And Hank Mardukas.
What the sh*t is he looking at?
Davis Dunn Realty,
how may I direct your call? Please hold.
Hold, please. Put him through to Tevin.
It's very close to downtown.
Thank you, sweetheart.
I can't get you that close.
'Cause the schools are terrible.
The skyscrapers were all lit up.
I got down on one knee.
She was totally surprised.
Well, I'm jealous, Peter,
'cause you never gave me a shot.
But you're gonna
make the best husband.
Stop it. Stop.
All right, you can continue now.
Morning, Trayce.
- Hey, Tevin.
- Hey, man.
What's so funny?
One of the guys
just sent me a QuickTime.
It's a grandma riding a Sybian machine.
What's that?
It's one of those vibrating saddles
that women sit on to give them,
Check it out.
- Damn!
- How sick is that?
It's very. That's very sick.
So awesome.
Hey. So, what up, dog?
How's that Ferrigno dealio coming?
It's coming good. Yeah. I'm getting
ready to show in a couple of weeks.
Great.
Dude, I'm just gonna throw this out there
because it's a big piece of house.
If you want a copilot on this,
I'd be happy to team up with you.
No, I know. I feel like I wanna
give myself the challenge
- and just see how it goes...
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I appreciate the offer.
- No sweat.
Hey, anyway, you know,
my girlfriend and I...
Well, we had this very special evening
planned, and I...
She's a squirter! She's squirting!
Peter, we got a squirter!
Old Faithful!
Hello, fiance.
Hey, baby. I totally forgot.
It's my turn to host ladies' night.
No prob.
I have fencing practice, anyway.
I'll grab a beer with Gil and the boys
afterward. Hit them with the big news.
- Great! I gotta go. Love you.
- I love you, too.
Peter! Peter!
I'm sending it to you.
- No. I don't want it.
- You got it.
God!
Wait a minute, I didn't even click...
How does it... I didn't even click it on.
She's got a bush like a porcupine.
I don't wanna know anything
about her bush. Hi, Lynette.
- Suck it!
- Good bout, Gil. Sweet bout!
Good job.
Wow. Way to go, buddy.
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