Hunting Piranha (IOkhota na Piranyu) Page #2

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lt seems to be slightly

hindering our advance.

What do you suggest instead?

Behave like...

Yeah. lt might be a good idea.

Listen l perfectly aware of the fact that l'm not

up to the standards of your mission companion,

but l can't pee while standing.

l don't eat raw meat

- and l can't open beer bottles with my teeth.

- Why teeth?

And it is not my fifth

or sixth world-saving mission.

By the way, how many awards for

saving the world did you get so far?

So l've never dreamed about

such a fine trip in the company of

a moth-eaten superman

with a heap of complexes and little brain.

- Great.

- Kirill, have you ever taken a taxi?

- l used to.

- Listen, you're just a driver

and l'm your passenger.

You simply must drive me

to my destination point.

Stop the car. l need to take a pee.

You've forgotten to fasten

your seat belt, ma'am.

Hold it, a**hole! Sh*t!

l'm sorry.

Bastard! lt took me ten years to gather

all this and all l get for it are your apologies.

Well, Prokhor Petrovich,

These are Moukha grenade launchers,

those lngram automatic rifles,

And these are M-4 semiautomatic

rifles. Quite a deal.

This is a Faber.

Well, you must have heard about it.

An extremely reliable gadget.

- And what's that?

- This is a special order piece.

Just for you.

lt's as good as it is expensive.

lt has a high-precision optical sight.

- There is a laser sight here on the side.

- Good.

- lt is quite a piece.

- Hold my plate, please.

- Can l have it?

- Prokhor Petrovich!

What? Goutorov! l've heard that

you want to spoil my big game.

- Not to spoil it, but to postpone it.

- Really?

The games become too frequent. And there is

a team of inspectors coming here from Moscow.

What a brilliant device!

- How many shots per minute?

- 1800.

- What about the sure fire distance?

- 1500 meters.

- Excellent!

- lt's really superb.

When everything calms down in a week,

l'll bring some fantastic game in.

l vouch for that.

Good! Very good!

Did you take the money

for all that, Zhgutov?

Do you have any hearing problems?

Did you take the money?

- Yes, l did.

- Get back to your work then.

lt is a superb gadget.

But the sight isn't precise.

l aimed at your forehead

and hit your ear.

- Make nesessary adjustments, Sancho.

- Sure, Prokhor Petrovich.

Now what, lbraghim?

Everything proceeds as scheduled.

We're supposed to get over here in jeeps.

There will be a light plane waiting for us there.

- Right here at the border.

- What's this?

That is an ancient railway track.

There is no traffic there now.

Will you cancel the game?

- Where does this track originate from?

- l'll specify that.

Consider it my warning, Prokhor.

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