Hunting Elephants Page #3

Lanzman, this is the code.

If you can punch it in,

you're out.

That's the test.

I just hope

I don't end up like him...

Where are we going?

- To the coma ward.

What for?

We're going to leave you there.

We're going to visit

your grandma.

Which is my grandma?

- Forget your grandma,

take a look at that.

She's a nymphomaniac.

She hasn't had any

since last night

and she needs more and more.

She needs someone to rock her world

with a 13-incher.

Now she's here, all alone...

That's great. Keep going.

Soon she'll take off her top

nice and slow

and sit on his crank

and move from side to side,

from side to side,

and he'll feel every movement.

What's she doing?

What the hell is she doing?

I don't feel well...

This isn't good...

My blood sugar dropped.

She's something.

Really something.

It's a miracle, a miracle,

he brought good luck.

Come to Daddy.

Take off your clothes, yes. - Yes.

I'll be the first one

who Sigi bathes.

You wish.

I'll be there way before you.

It won't be you, Ezra,

or you, Nick. It'll be me.

I belong here,

next to Rhoda.

She's coming out,

let's go.

Don't let her see us.

Have you seen my mother?

To be or not to be,

that is the question.

Hamlet, you cannot escape

your destiny.

Uncle Claudius... Murder!

You killed my father!

And now you have the audacity

to violate my mother?

Come and meet thy death!

I am your father, Hamlet.

No!

Fight! Fight!

My hand! My hand!

My hand!

Ophelia, I feel something.

It's a strange sensation

in my belly.

Oh, it's growing. Oh...

Tough house.

Mind you,

half that lot out there

haven't paid for their bloody tickets.

Go on.

Ophelia! I'm flying!

I'm flying!

Hello.

Hi. This is Dorit Arbel

from Israel.

Yes?

- Is this Lord Michael Simpson?

This isn't a very good time.

I'm afraid I've just opened the world

premiere of my new production,

"Hamlet, Revenge of the Sith,"

so thank very much.

Thank you, goodbye.

Daniel is dead.

Oh, I'm so sorry. Thank you for

the courtesy of letting me know.

Excuse me, who is this Daniel? I mean,

what relation does he have to me?

Well, he's your nephew.

The son of Rhoda.

Oh, dear.

Lord Simpson,

we know you're in there.

If you don't open the door, Dennis here

is gonna have to break your knees.

You don't have the rights

for the play.

What are you thinking of doing,

jumping out of the window?

We're gonna shove one of these

light-swords up your ass!

You're gonna pay me

every penny!

I have to leave now. Will you give

my condolences to my sister?

She doesn't know.

She's in a coma.

Rhoda? In a coma?

Well, I thought you knew that.

Now that Daniel is dead

we don't have a lot of money.

We need a short-term loan for...

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