How to Plan an Orgy in a Small Town Page #2
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- 2015
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your sh*t out of it?
I will rip the batteries
out of that game thing
so fast,
your head is gonna spin.
Stop treating me
like a child, mom.
Take this casserole
over to Maureen's.
- No one's even there.
- If that little tramp
daughter of hers turns up,
she'll need food.
- Did you make me one of these?
- -This is the house
single one of the books.
Okay, now it's also
the inspiration
for Victoria's childhood home.
And this tree right here, folks,
this is the tree where
Victoria had her first kiss.
Also, the tree where Mr. Cobell
proposed marriage.
Go ahead and take some photos
if you want.
Thanks, Seth.
Do you play
father-daughter warfare?
I have no idea what that is.
Ovulation begins
in t-minus five days.
Now, I've given
your secretary the itinerary,
and she's freed your schedule
for the corresponding times.
Those are non-negotiable.
3:
00 P.M.means 3:
00 P.M.Not quarter after.
I'm sorry I was late today.
Now, when you walk in that door,
I want you to be fully aroused.
Okay, sweetheart?
Fully aroused, yeah.
This is fun, huh?
- Sweetie, this isn't for enjoyment.
- Right.
You know, the doctor said that we need
to keep a steady flow of semen going
to maximize our chances
for when the time comes.
We don't want to be the only 30-year-olds
in town without a child, do we?
Uh-uh.
We just need to keep
the semen schedule. Okay?
- All right.
Adam, we need to finish.
That's my work ring though.
...Oh! God, Connie!
Oh, my god.
Can I just answer it real quick,
and I'll get back to you?
Okay.
Adam Mitchell.
Hi.
Uh...
It's Cassie Cranston.
Uh, uh, hi.
So, you're a lawyer.
Um... uh, honey,
it's um, it's... it's super dry.
Um, wills and estates,
mostly, yeah.
When did you get back into town?
Just now.
- The library's gone, huh?
- Yeah, yeah.
It burned to the ground
It was a huge fire.
It was a terrible tragedy.
Those poor schoolchildren with
nothing to do with their free time.
Uh, right. So,
I need to plan the funeral.
Oh, I did that already.
I did it all by myself.
Oh, god...
sorry, where were we?
- Everything okay over there?
- Yeah.
I'm, uh... I'm...
I'm glad you're in town.
Why?
Well, you know,
you're next of kin,
you got to sign the, uh,
documents... relevant documents,
there's all sorts of stuff,
and, uh,
I mean, I just always kind of assumed
you would never be coming home.
Well, my mom died.
I mean,
why wouldn't I come home?
- 'Cause of the article?
- Yeah, right, of course.
So, when do we read the will?
After the funeral.
Right.
Okay, well I've bothered
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