How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days Page #2
my account, my campaign.
- This is my baby.
- That's what I'm talking about.
They will not ace me
out of this.
- That's right.
- I heard that.
Okay.
Mullins', tonight.
"I heard that"?
Oh.
- Hi.
- Hi.
I- I don't really want
to talk about it, okay?
- Okay.
- Okay.
Okay.
Why does this always happen
to me?
Things were going great
for, like, a week and a half,
and then, all of a sudden,
it's over,
and I am mystified.
Seriously, I am mystified,
so well.
Poor baby.
Let's just roll with this one.
Oh, Mike and I had
such a connection.
The first time that we had sex,
...it was so beautiful...
I cried.
You cried?
Yeah.
You mean, like,
one glistening tear
on your cheek, right?
No. I was really emotional.
I even told him
that I loved him.
After how many days?
Five.
Two.
It was how I felt.
Okay, well, what did he say?
Oh, Mike didn't have
to say anything.
I know that he felt the same.
But then he started
getting really busy,
and I didn't know where he was.
So I kept calling him
and calling him.
He was never home...
You kept calling him?
I didn't leave a message.
He didn't know it was me.
My number's blocked.
Oh, I-I'm sure he thought
it was one of his friends.
You know, men frequently call
their friends'
answering machines
and hang up 20 times.
Anyway...
I know why he dumped me:
I'm too fat.
- You're not fat!
- You're not fat!
Oh, Michelle, if the most
beautiful woman in the world
acted the way you did,
any normal guy
would still go running
in the other direction.
Oh, no. No guy would go
running from you, Andie.
You could barf all over him,
and he would say, "Do it again. "
That is both
incredibly disgusting
and categorically untrue.
If I did the things you did,
I'd get dumped, too.
Okay, family,
shoes off.
And breathe.
Out.
Okay, Lori,
let's start with you.
Well, the "Botox for Beginners"
piece is done.
Now, it's a little scary,
but mostly upbeat.
Now I'm on
"What Your Gyno Won't Tell You,"
which is also pretty scary,
but, you know, upbeat.
I finished my research
on deadly pedicures,
about the woman who contracted
that fungus
from the unsterilized tools.
Yeah.
It's a terrible story.
Although, surprisingly...
upbeat!
Marvelous.
What's next for
"'How to' with Andie"?
Well, I've been
working on something
that's kind of different.
It's...
It's a political piece,
and it's...
No.
Andie, you work at
Composure Magazine.
We are fashion,
trends, diets,
cosmetic surgeries,
salacious gossip...
that's Composure.
- Okay, but...
- Look,
Andie, okay...
the column is new for you.
When you turn it
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