How to Be a Latin Lover Page #2

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A sad song?

How about "El Triste"?

Let's go.

You're stepping on me!

Come on. Let's go! "El Triste"!

- You'll see.

- Come on!

I'm falling asleep, this isn't a salsa.

There we go!

There we go!

You see? You're not rusty!

All you need to do is relax and have fun,

that's all! Huh?

You honestly don't mind

taking him to the party?

No. It would be the greatest

honor of my life.

- Come on!

- Okay.

Send him a text.

Text him! Text him! Come on!

Text him, come on! Do it!

That's my sister! That's my sister!

Enough!

Behold the glory of God's creation.

Oh, baby!

- Did you dye your hair?

- Yep!

All of it.

I gave myself a little makeover.

Maybe next time

they can make over your brain.

I know perfectly well...

I look very good.

Very good.

I love you, stupid face.

I love you too, little sister.

Maximum, minimum.

Beautiful, like your uncle.

Oh, Jesus!

Bad friend! Coward!

You have no shame!

Sorry, I forgot the code.

ls Hugo here?

Yes, thank God. Not thanks to you.

Can I speak with him?

No.

Please?

Just let me explain.

How do you explain to a child

who opened up his heart to you

that you were only using him

to seduce the grandmother

of the girl he likes?

I can't believe that I was stupid enough

to let you humiliate him

and hurt him like that!

I'm sorry, okay?

Where is Hugo's camera?

I promise I'll get it back to you.

So, you were the one who stole it.

No, I didn't steal it.

Don't kick me out, look...

Sara, don't kick me out!

We're family!

No. You're not family.

You're nothing more than

a lazy 46 year old freeloader,

who doesn't think of anyone but himself.

You didn't just steal his camera!

You stole his hopes.

You stole his dreams.

But it ends now.

You will never use me

or Hugo again, understood?

I'm 39.

What?

You said I'm 46, but I'm 39.

- No, you're not.

- Of course I am.

- Hell no!

- Of course I am.

But I'm 42!

- So what?

- You're my older brother!

I don't know what to tell you.

You know what?

I hope you grow up one day.

Okay.

But it won't be in my house.

Okay, I'm 40.

Okay, 41.

We're twins!

Okay?

This is all for you, baby.

Look at me.

Here's Hugo's camera.

If we go now, we can still

make the science fair!

The fair was yesterday. Hugo missed it.

No! He told me Sunday at 1:00!

Today is Monday. You're too late.

No, no...

It's never too late...

This time it is.

24 hours late, to be exact.

- Thanks for the camera.

- Sara...

You didn't think I'd be selling

frozen yogurt all my life, did you?

Young lady!

Yes, you've been a very bad girl.

- This woman's a lot of work.

- Oh, my God...

Stop it!

You wish!

What's wrong with you?

Come here, come here.

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