House Party 3 Page #3

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I thought we were having this meeting to find out

if he was even interested.

Come on, Kid, you know I got the skills, man.

We're gonna get the girls to sign.

We gonna sell them to Showboat. It's the American way.

Selling what you don't own. I do it all the time.

This could backfire, man. This could backfire big time.

Play, don't you know what you're doing is against the law?

Keep it up, and you'll end up in the joint,

in the cell next to ours.

Yeah.

Just once.

Come on, just once, man.

Let me just hit him once, you know?

Whoo.

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Okay, have a seat, guys. Have a seat.

Look, now, we're here on business, all right?

I want you to act like you got some home training.

Tsk, man, we know how to act in public.

All right, I don't wanna have to hurt you.

SHOWBOAT:
No, I told you I'm not hearing that.

Look, I'll come over there and slap your mouth.

You better get my money. I'm not playing, boy.

Get my money. Get it now.

PLAY:
Showboat, what's up?

Hey, hey, fellas. Fellas.

Let's make some money. Talk to me quick.

Whoo!

Uh, Showboat...

Hey, yo, move that sh*t off the table.

Thanks, slice. Go ahead.

Uh, Showboat, we really wanna work with you.

We have what we believe to be a solid business proposition

that'll prove to be lucrative for all parties involved.

Well, I like it so far.

You know that girl group Sex As A Weapon, right?

Oh, them girls are on, slice.

Well, it just so happens we signed them

into an exclusive contract yesterday, man.

And, um, we wanna go on tour.

And we wanna do business with you.

You know, I got a 12 city tour of the Chitlin Circuit.

Uh, we about to start right now.

And you know, a group like Sex As A Weapon

could set that baby on fire.

Give me three G's, and we got a deal.

Wait. Why do I need to go through you?

I'm the man.

Sh*t, Play, you ain't nothing but a sucker MC.

And Kid, your jelly ain't sh*t.

Stinky, well, I think the names speaks for itself.

Yo, my name ain't Stinky, it's James.

[DOG BARKS]

Getting all excited.

You don't seem to understand, Sex As A Weapon ain't doing jack

without our say so.

Uh, uh, what he means to say, Showboat,

is that, uh, they respect our opinions with regard

to their career moves.

Yo, Kid, cut all that bullshit out, man.

You obviously don't know who you dealing with.

How you work this thing?

I know who I'm dealing with, and it better be local.

[PHONE RINGS]

Hello.

Yeah, this is Play. Uh...

Say hello to the man himself, Showboat.

Showboat, I can't believe it's for real.

Yeah, sh*t's unbelievable, baby. I know. Go ahead. Go ahead.

PLAY:
Uh, we talking about a 12 city tour, sweetheart.

And, um, all you got to do is say yes,

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