Hot Shots! Part Deux

Synopsis: Topper Harley is found working as an odd-job-man in a monastery. The CIA wants him to lead a rescue mission into Iraq, to rescue the last rescue team, who went in to rescue the last rescue team who... who went in to rescue hostages left behind after Desert Storm. The President is Tug Benson, who also likes to be in on the action. Basically, it's a send-up of all the big shoot-em-up Rambo/Robocop/T2/Commando-type movies.
Genre: Action, Comedy
Director(s): Jim Abrahams
Production: Twentieth Century Fox Home Entertainment
  1 win.
Rotten Tomatoes:
86 min

Kid's got guts.

Why, there isn't a fighting man

on this planet...

Gotcha! Listening

at the door, huh?

Well, Walters, looks like

we've got our saboteur.

That's your wife, sir.

Hah! Yeah, so it is.

Lavinia, you're looking as lovely

as the day we met.

Find out what she knows.

As for you,

get me Topper Harley.


[Screaming And Yelling]

Three. Three. Three.


[Man Yells]

- [Crash]

- [Woman Yells]

Gummi bears! Gummi bears!

Gummi bears!

Gummi bears!

Gummi bears!

Sprinkles! Sprinkles!

Gummi bears!

Gummi bears!

Sprinkles! Sprinkles!

[Speaking Thai]

Aisle 5, mezzanine,

to your left.

Program! Get you program

right here!

One pig snout sandwich.

Both fighters

are starting to show

serious signs of fatigue.

They're walking around.

Hey, this is where

your conditioning pays off.




[High-Pitched Voice]

You win.

Topper! Topper! Topper!

Topper! Topper!


Topper! Topper! Topper!

Topper Harley!



I don't believe it.



Good to see you again.

Yeah. You, too.

You want to tell me about it?

Well, they let me live here.

I help out fixing things.

It's peaceful, quiet.

No one is allowed to talk.

And that dim sum fighting

in the warehouse yesterday?

I just do that

for the extra money

and to satisfy my male cravings

to kill and win.

Colonel, who are they?

She's CIA.

The other man's an extra.


What does she do?

Heads up covert operations

in the Middle East...

reports directly

to President Benson.

Colonel, these men have

taken a supreme vow of celibacy

like their fathers

and their fathers before them.

They haven't seen

a woman in decades.

Miss Huddleston.

Ow! Ow!

This is Michelle Huddleston.

Topper Harley.


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ames S. "Jim" Abrahams (born May 10, 1944) is an American movie director and writer. more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018


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