Hooking Up Page #2

Condoms, "dental floss" and

flavored lubricants...

are no longer available

in nursing.

Please remember that this year

the dress code is strict.

And all the girls

"Dental floss" view

shall be punished with

a stop time...

in my office.

In short, words of wisdom today

No more attempts, only what to do.

Thanks, that's all and that

have a glorious day.

And speaking of tours, he

missed a good night.

- I went to a party.

- Monday?

Yes, parents of Jessica

were not, I invite some people.

- Who?

- A friend of mine.

- Oh, the chubby.

- Yes, I believe that April was there.

- From time to time I saw her.

- What does that mean?

I think that is what it means.

- F***.

- I have heard talking about it in the classroom.

And the news is what has happened

all day in the room.

I saw her coming and going

with a couple guys.

Were you one of them?

As I thought.

- I do not know how you do it.

- What?

- Living with April, have you seen naked?

- Eg...

Maybe.

Some action last night, did you just

sat there drooling?

Let's say I had doubled.

- Menage Trois?

- No second base.

- With whom?

- This girl.

- Do not know.

- Taste.

Yes, what is your name?

Or you're just lying.

I do not know your f***ing name,

had people next to me...

they were kissing and this

girl was unconscious.

You're pathetic.

B*obs touched many last night

great guy. Exactly.

If I did not make love to conjoined twins

before the age of 30 commit suicide.

What the hell are you looking.

- It's research.

- From the Cuban Missile Crisis.

No, it's more interesting than that.

What the hell is that?

Hear of the "Glory Holes."

We are not all perverts like you.

Colin you know what

a glory hole, right?.

- Maybe.

- Again, Colin is also perverted.

- What is it?

- A small hole in the dying and someone sticks his penis.

and across someone masturbates.

- Anyone?

- A hot girl.

Not always.

And this happens where?

Everywhere.

- I do not know how common it is.

- This is fiction pornography.

You are so brainwashed with this

sh*t and have lost touch with reality.

Whatever.

- Where is Caroline?

- Do not know.

I do not think she is lost

examinations.

- Try this with her boyfriend.

- Do you think that at least is real?

Why a college man

I would like something with it?

Yes, I know she has been

out to 6 months.

And have not seen it even once.

Suspect that if she was

invited to the party last night but did not come.

I heard you spent good

times at this event.

What?

Everyone is talking about it.

Should it?

Attention students

Due to numerous complaints from parents

the upcoming production of "Vagina Monologues"

has been postponed indefinitely.

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