Hoodwinked Too! Hood VS. Evil Page #9

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I'll probably

get you nabbed next. Happy?

A little help! Rolling now!

That's not what I meant.

You've made your point, Red.

This partnership's a disaster.

I better leave

before I do any more damage.

I've always been a lone wolf.

Tell Nicky I quit.

Sorry, Red. He's my ride.

Do I sound weird?

I sound weird to me!

I sound weird to me!

How is the truffle coming, Abigail?

I can't work

with such inferior equipment.

This mixing machine is ten years old,

and the measuring cups are cracked.

I need exact measurements!

I can't work miracles with this stuff!

You should try, Abigail, or those little

bratwursts will be on the menu tonight!

Your Tibetan cocoa sticks.

These did not come easy.

The Happily Ever After Agency

is everywhere!

Only three? I need four.

- Four?!

- I can't make it without four sticks.

I have lost two Sherpas

in those mountains already.

Do you know how much a Sherpa costs?

They've got a union.

I've gotta pay for goats.

I've gotta pay for the little hats.

There's per diem.

You want this done right,

or don't you?

You bring me a decent flour sifter

and some real measuring cups,

then I might be able to remember

the final ingredient.

Fine!

But you better get cooking, Abigail.

Four cocoa sticks. Just take

two cocoa sticks and break 'em in half!

Oh, don't you worry.

I'll get cooking all right.

Boo-yah!

Still got it.

Get the remote.

Time for Rachael Ray.

Leave me alone.

I'm trying to fill the awful emptiness

that lives deep inside me with food.

Children, I found you.

Granny Puckett!

- How did you get out?

- I've got my ways, little one.

Come on, we gotta get

you two out of here.

The exit is there.

We saw the witch go through that way.

Show me. But we gotta be quiet.

The exit is straight ahead.

Don't be suspicious. Continue moving.

- What? What is this?

- It's a big cage, dum-dum.

- Huh? What's she doing here?

- You tell us.

I thought you said

she was locked up tight.

- She was! She just needed more...

- More tools to do the escaping with?

You mean all this time,

you two were never...?

In danger? No!

We're not even kidnapped!

- We're the kidnappers!

- Ja! You've been hoodwinked!

- Too! Ja, Hansel!

- Ja, Gretel!

We're evil! We're...

something else that rhymes with evil!

You two are the nastiest children I have

ever had the displeasure of meeting.

Don't blame us. It is society's fault.

We had the displeasure of being

the children of a poor woodcutter.

We never had any sweets

for the snacking.

But now we will have

the greatest dessert of all time,

to make us unstoppable!

Well, this chef just turned in

her apron.

You'll never get the secret ingredient.

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