Holy Flying Circus Page #2
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- 2011
- 89 min
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head in to a new decade.
What will the Britain of the
future be like? Will it be prim?
Or full of quim? Oh, dear God.
You, bring me a chair.
So, how are you going to do all that
on what will essentially be something
quite like a chat show? OK.
Random example.
We have a homeless guy. What?
Hear me out, big man.
We have a homeless guy
on the same show as the Queen.
Oh, right...Really?
No, it's just an example.
I'm showing you what's possible.
I'm reaching into your tiny mind
and opening the doors of the TARDIS.
It's a police box. Whoosh!
No it's not, it's Narnia. You!
I want you to build me a set
that looks like I've dropped acid
in Hawaii. Oh yeah.
I'm out there. It'll be like
when Dylan went electric.
That's what's happening, so
boo me, beardy, or get on board.
Sorry, who are you?
Well, I'm Alan Dick.
I'm the new BBC Head of Talk. So...
I'm confused. It's my first day.
Do I answer to you, or do I work
for the producer, Iain Johnstone?
You answer to me. Oh.
Oh. Brilliant. Isn't it?
All these 'orrible bags...I dunno.
Oh!
This is a bit of script
from Life of Brian.
This looks like
I should pass this on to someone who
might find it even more offensive.
All right, Desmond. The usual, is it?
Yes, please, Keith.
And a pint of mild, thanks.
ARSE, BALLS, PRICK, SH*T!
No problem.
There's your pint of lager.
Keep the change. Cheers. Grand.
Sam tells me you've got news
on the Life of Brian.
Prepare to be blown away...
I'M NOT QUEER!
Where did you get hold of this?
A man found out it
out walking his dog.
You didn't steal it did you?
No. A man really did find it while
out walking his dog. WANKER!
Is it real? I DID IT WITH STENCILS!
I didn't.
I've got a friend who is a comedy
writer and a committed Christian.
Really? It's odd, isn't it?
Anyway I'll show him this and if
he can verify it's 100% genuine
we can get the ball rolling. BALLS!
Sorry.
Well, I suppose congratulations are
in order. Well done, Desmond.
Cheers.
SCROTUMS! Cheers! BANJO F***ER!
The bad language.
Is it, is it...are you...?
The doctor suggested
seeing a therapist.
A bit American, isn't it?
YANK ME! It is a bit. Of course,
the irony is a few hundred years ago
someone like me would probably
have someone like you burnt at the
stake for being possessed by demons.
That's not very nice.
BELL-END!
What about this?
We get Harold Wilson.
Harold Wilson
OK. I can work with that.
Yeah. Harold Wilson.
And a bin man.
Ask them the same question -
why is this country such a mess?
But the bin men are on strike?
You're right.
Sh*t idea. F*** it, bin it... it's
gone, it's history. Moving on.
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