Hello Ladies: The Movie

Synopsis: When Stuart learns that his British ex girlfriend is planning to visit Los Angeles with her husband, he sets out to impress them with his glamorous lifestyle, enlisting a Russian model he has just met to play the role of his beautiful girlfriend. What could go wrong?
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Stephen Merchant
Production: HBO Films
 
IMDB:
6.8
Rotten Tomatoes:
71%
Year:
2014
85 min
38 Views


- Ahem.

- Okay.

We're gonna have this

cartoon yogurt monster

and he's gonna chase you around

and try to steal your yogurt.

Can we show her the picture of Yogi?

This is the yogurt monster.

Okay, so imagine that

Yogi is standing behind you

and you're scared.

Okay, you're not that

scared. He's not a rapist.

Once again, please.

- Ahh.

- That's better.

He's come after you now and you're running.

- Oh, ah.

- Yeah, gotta run, gotta run from Yogi.

- Ah, whoa.

- Just keep going in a circle.

You're trying to sort of confuse him.

Kind of confuse the monster.

- Please go faster. Is that...

- Okay.

Is that really all you can do there?

- I just want to see a real amount

of speed here. - Yeah.

- And now you've fallen over.

- Oh.

There you go.

And he's coming up and...

oh, no, he's got your yogurt.

And you are furious about this and

you're shaking your fist at him.

Oh, Yogi.

No speaking. There's no dialog in this.

It's very important that you never speak.

Let's have you on your back and

sort of kick your legs up in the air.

Like a cockroach.

If you saw a disgusting cockroach,

you sprayed it with bug spray, and

now it's on its back just slowly dying.

Yup, just like a dirty,

little cockroach. There you go.

This is Glenn.

- Hey, Glenn. It's Stuart.

- Chicken Wings.

What's going on, buddy?

Oh, I'll tell you, mate, I'm

afraid I've come a-begging.

Got quite an important date coming up

and I need a super hot

chick to take with me.

I wondered if you had any sweet-ass

honeys you could send my way.

- Yeah, I can get you a prostitute.

- Mm.

No, no. I was thinking

more a friend or a client.

- Relative.

- Yeah.

I don't know if you have a sister,

but if she's half as attractive

as you, I'd be interested.

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Stephen Merchant

Stephen James Merchant (born 24 November 1974) is an English writer, director, radio presenter, comedian, and actor. Merchant is best known for his collaborations with Ricky Gervais and Karl Pilkington, as the co-writer and co-director of the popular British sitcom The Office (2001–2003), co-writer and co-star of Extras (2005–2007) and co-host of The Ricky Gervais Show in its radio, podcast, audiobook and television formats; the radio version won a bronze Sony Award. He is also known for his voice role as Wheatley in the 2011 video game Portal 2. Merchant appeared as himself in the BBC series Life's Too Short (2011–2013), which he co-wrote and co-directed. He also voiced the computer program ConRad on The Simpsons in the 2016 episode "The Girl Code", co-developed the Sky1 travel series An Idiot Abroad (2010–2011) and performs as a stand-up comedian. He starred in his first play, Richard Bean's The Mentalists, at London's Wyndham's Theatre from July to August 2015. His varied endeavors have earned him three BAFTA Awards, four British Comedy Awards and a Primetime Emmy Award. Merchant had his first dramatic role in a film when he was cast as Caliban in the superhero film Logan (2017). more…

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