Happy Funeral Director Page #2

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How much is this?

300 Won or 400 Won.

Ha, this delicious ice cream

is only 300 Won?

I'll have to eat it everyday.

Wow, who's that?

Sohwa, can't you tell?

You jerk. I knew it.

Sohwa?

She came back after her husband died.

She got married too early.

She has a flower shop here.

You hated her so much

when she followed you around.

She's quite pretty now.

She has a nice butt, too.

- Did you pay for that?

- Of course.

How much did you pay?

- 300 Won.

- 300 Won?

I ask you to watch the store

and you can't even do that right.

Don't you have anything better to do

than undertaking.

- A funeral parlor's good.

- Yeah, right, sure.

Go away, you brats.

My only son has to be just like his father.

What a life.

Is grandfather up?

You guys didn't order for me?

Have mine.

You think I'll pay off your debts for you?

Did I ask you to?

We have to take some work

from the hospital.

Undertaking is related to deaths.

Right, grandfather?

- This is a funeral parlor.

- Gee, I asked for extra onions.

But I've never seen Land like this.

It's a good grave site

and it's also good for business.

What are you doing?

You put your store up for sale.

Did you quit your job?

You fool! What did you just say?

Your grandson said so.

You're always teasing me.

Can't you do your job right?

Nobody's selling the store.

Jaehyon, that little...

Oh, we need all those guns

to kill some people.

Our country needs to make guns legal.

People will become undertakers,

not lawyers and judges, right?

I wish a young lade died.

So I can touch her.

Do you strip women naked,

When washing and clothing them?

I know you want to be an Undertaker,

But how can you hope people will die?

Who wants people to die, You ass.

You know how to wash and clothe?

Nope.

Do you?

You kill'em first. You do this.

You tie. You bow. You dig.

And then you bury.

It would be nice If a young lady died.

Lift him up.

Turn it and tie it.

Hey, what are you doing?

If the corpse gets up Like this, hit it.

That will be really scary.

Now you have to bow.

Hey, let go. Kong Daesik!

Grandfather is coming.

Untie him.

There's no time. Put me in the coffin.

- In?

- In?

Isn't Jaehyon back yet?

Why is the coffin out here?

We wanted to polish it.

Don't waste time. Put it away.

Put it down for a second.

- Let me put my shoes on.

- Careful.

Hello grandfather.

Sorry, here, have a drink.

My eyes got watery whenever

I see ramen noodles.

Why?

My wife and four children

died on the same day.

Why?

Poison.

They said they'd rather die

than eat ramen every day.

I'm the only one who lived.

Why?

I stepped out for a minute

and the kids ate it all.

When I tried to hangmyself,

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