Halloween H20: 20 Years Later Page #2

- Thank you.

- I'm serious !

Twenty years from now, you're still

going to be living with her.

Probably running some weird motel

out in the middle of nowhere.

- So this means no Yosemite ?

- Correct.

- Now, how do I get out of it ?

- Why don't you want to go ?

Oh, it's so lame.

No, no, no. It's worse.

I-l went there

two summers ago with my family.

Loathsome. No, it's worse.

It'll come to me.

Wretched. You know ?

Okay, think-think...

campfires, s'mores--

Repugnant !

That's it, repugnant.

I would rather have

my eyes pierced.

I'm very sorry.

I wish I could help. I'm sorry.

- But he promised that--

- No. I'm not going.

You couldn't pay me to go.

- Hey, what's wrong ?

- Oh-- Uh, my dad.

He flaked on

my financial aid again.

- The bursar's being such a dick.

Now I can't go to Yosemite.

- You're not going either ?

- No.

- I'm not going.

- How are you going to get out of it ?

- Please.

- Hey. Hold on. We ditch Yosemite.

It means we could have

a Halloween party, just the four of us.

Whole place would be empty.

We'd have the run of it.

- We could have a roaming orgy.

- I love the way this man thinks !

Hope that's not

the only thing you love about me.

- Hey, come on.

- All right, let's go.

Okay. You see,

I told you we'd make it.

When I was a little girl,

we used to pee in the woods.

- Ohh ! Uh--

- Don't worry !

Come on.

Mom, that's the boys' room.

Then the boys are just

gonna have to deal with it.

Hello ?

Okay. Coast is clear.

Okay. Come on.

I'll be just next door.

Mom's gotta go too.

## "Mary Had A Little Lamb"

- Oh !

- Mom ?

I know.

- Mom ?

- It's just the door, Casey.

Here's some tissues--

Casey ?

Spiders !

All right.

Ready ? You know why you're here.

The buses leave for Yosemite

at 4:
15, sharp.

And now it's time for me

to do my obligatory plea...

that you uphold

the standards of Hillcrest.

And that means

no musical sleeping bags.

- No booze.

- No drugs, no kidding.

Undoubtedly, someone will ruin it

for the rest of them...

so I just want to remind you that

the entire teaching faculty has--

- Hey ! Guess what this is.

- What ?

It's my history report.

Forgot to hand it in.

Guess who's not going to Yosemite.

I'm so bummed.

Guess who has a fever of 102...

and has to stay in bed

all weekend long.

- You two company ?

- So, what's the plan ?

Romantic dinner,

candlelight, soft music.

- Animal sex.

- You need a hormone suppressant.

You're embarrassing

the newlyweds, Charles.

That's it.

Have a good time.

And why aren't

you going camping, Miss Tate ?

Because it sounds like fun.

And you, Mr. Brennan ?

Guidance counselors aren't usually

a big hit in the wilderness.

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