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- See you later.

- Bye, Dad.

Look who it is.

My two favorite troublemakers.

Anything to drink for you today?

Coffee.

You look really nice today, Sally.

You know what? I am

thinking of bucking the trend here.

What do you recommend

for a day like today?

I think I've got

just the thing for you!

I can't wait.

- Did you just...?

- I did, didn't I?

I'll tell you, man,

She's got fire in her belly.

You're not serious.

Half an hour late for work,

hitting on the waitress...

You're just full of surprises!

It ain't over yet, brother!

Here you go, hon.

Need some more time?

I think we're ready.

I'll take the cheeseburger

deluxe, medium...

and I think our friend over

here knows what he wants.

I will have the

cheeseburger deluxe with swiss.

Medium rare would be fine.

Nice choice.

Man, the look on your face...

So...

why so late today?

Check my P.O. Box.

Since when do you have a P.O. Box?

Since they replaced my

mailman with a f***ing retard.

No, really...

he is a actually a retarded mailman.

I thought I told you about that.

Anyway, I wouldn't have been late...

but I had to wait in line,

at the window,

to pick up a package,

oh I don't know, about...

... yea big ...

- You didn't... we agreed!

- Come on!

Besides I already ordered it before.

- You have to get rid of it.

- Come on!

Don't "Come on" me, get rid of it!

What kind of cheese is that again?

American.

American it is.

You two behave

yourselves while I'm gone.

We could still watch it first.

Want another beer?

Sure.

Do you want to watch it again?

Dude, it's very late.

Ok.

You have it?

- Drop it!

- Give me the ball.

Let go.

- Go on.

- Let it go.

Stop it!

You're awfully quiet today.

Is everything okay?

Yeah. I'm fine.

I think we need to give her a puppy.

Another?

Yeah.

Why don't you join me?

It's um... it's on me.

Big Spender! You sure

know how to treat a girl.

I'll tell you what:

Why don't we upgrade

that to dinner and drinks?

Anywhere but here.

Just name the place.

Do you have a car?

Cause I don't.

Finished already?

TV?

Just need a glass of water, hon.

I'll get up in a sec.

Are you bringing it for me to fill?

Sure thing.

Go back to sleep,

I'll be right there.

You download those already?

I thought for sure they'd become a

permanent part of your collection.

Didn't keep 'em, you know.

I've got other copies anyway.

I can't keep these in my house.

Fine.

You made copies?

- How many copies did you make?

- Just those.

We have to get rid of all of them.

Yeah, right.

I'm serious.

I heard you the first time.

Did you?

Because we wouldn't

be talking about this

if you'd done what I asked

you to do in the first place.

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