Grown Ups 2 Page #2
I love you all!
Bye, Mom.
Bye, Mom, bye.
Yeah, last day of school, Greg.
Last chance to ask
out Nancy Arbuckle.
Nancy Arbuckle... What's that?
You like a girl?
Is that why you've been taking
them long showers?
No, I'm conditioning my hair.
That's all I do in the shower...
Condition my hair.
That's not what
the deer told me.
That deer's a liar.
I heard too much conditioning
can make you go blind.
What? Where'd you hear that?
Higgins.
I should kill him.
He's too chicken
to ask her out, Dad,
'cause she's
the hottest girl in school,
and Greg is fugly.
So what he's fugly? All the
guys in our family are fugly.
That don't stop us from
getting the hot chicks.
Look at me and look at your mother.
I mean, it makes no sense.
Only in, like, a Hollywood
movie or something.
Every guy in
school likes her, Dad.
And you'll be the guy
who ends up with her.
You know why? You're gonna
follow my three-step program.
Number one,
make the girl smile.
Number two, tell her
she has a nice smile.
Number three, say she has to
go out with you that night.
Why that night?
'Cause it gives her less time to
think about how fugly you are.
'Cause you are fugly.
That's the stupidest
thing I ever heard.
And Keithie's right... I'm too
chicken to even talk to her.
Hey, you're a Feder. Feders
ain't afraid of women, buddy.
That's not
the way I'm raising you.
Oh, by the way, Dad, did you ask
Mom if I can play football?
No, I was scared.
I'm afraid she's
gonna yell at me
in that accent that
no one understands.
Come on, Becky, it's 8:00.
School starts at 8:15.
That means we
only have 25 minutes.
Daddy, you promise Mr. Gigglesworth
will be better by bedtime?
Will you stop worrying about him?
He'll be fine. I love you.
Have the best last day, okay?
Okay.
Bye, guys.
Bye, Daddy.
Love you.
And you read
the street signs, okay?
Don't let Bean.
My God,
Couldn't do that in L.A.
with the nuts out there.
Yeah, 'cause thank God there's
How you doing, Nick?
My wife's leaving
Three weeks?
That's not bad for you.
What happened?
She found me eating
a banana with my butt.
Ah. And she didn't like that?
Yeah,
but, you know, I shouldn't have
done it at her mom's house.
Yeah, you...
You seem like you're a little
extra out of it today.
What's going on?
Yeah, I'm a little medicated.
I met a very reliable doctor
at a Cypress Hill concert,
and he floated me a couple pills
just to feel better, you know.
But I don't feel better!
You feel worse!
Ladies and gentlemen,
meet your new bus driver.
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