Grand Masti Page #2

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What can I tell you.

The day you will become a father...

you will know the pleasure of having a son.

Well you are very lucky.

Anyways are we meeting Prem tonight?

Yes, we have to pick up Prem from his bank.

But will you be able to leave office so early?

Of course I will.

This is the benefit of having your wife as your boss in the office.

She is the boss but I rule.

Bye.

Where is madam?

She is in her boss's cabin, as always.

It is just so...

It's so hot.

So cute.

Sir, it has grown so much since the last time I saw it.

Have you noticed, it gets so excited seeing you.

Sir, I wish that I could play with it everyday.

I just want to swallow it.

Sir, have a banana.

Sir, now I understood why madam is more suck cessful than you.

Naughty! If you like it so much, it could be yours, forever.

No, Meet will never agree.

No my lady, you are mistaken.

He hasn't seen it yet.

Once he sees it, he will fall in love with it.

I'm telling you, he just love it.

What did you do? Have you gone mad?

You were playing with a dog!

Yes.

Oh...f...

You! I mean you dog...

Why did you kick me?

Sir, I...

Sir, it's your banana's mistake.

It is my banana's mistake! - Yes.

You eat bananas and throw their peels all over the place.

I slipped and you got kicked.

Why did you enter my cabin?

I have some urgent work. I have to leave early.

Is it some official work?

No, personal.

One minute. I can't sanction leave for your personal work.

But baby... - Mr Meet,

this is an office, not your house.

Here, I am neither your baby nor your wife. I'm your boss.

Do you get it?

Now you can leave. - Out.

And take this with you.

Out. - Out.

Got a banana.

I don't know what they think of themselves.

They think I am a slave.

They won't grant me leave!

I just want to know if that slacker is in the office or not.

I hope so.

He is working.

He is working, thank God!

Nice.

Sex, twice a day.

You've to write, male or female, not number of times.

Fill up the form properly. Bloody show off.

Sext... Next...

What are you looking at uncle?

Hands up.

No one will move from their place.

You fool, put your hands up.

Why are you hitting me honey? I am doing it.

If anyone moves from their place, I will shoot them.

Take the cash.

Put all the cash in this bag.

Hurry up! - Yes.

Did anyone see who robbed the bank?

Yes, I have seen. You robbed the bank.

Is that so?

Yes.

Father.

Did you see who robbed the bank?

No I haven't seen but my wife has seen everything.

Is that so? You too have seen everything!

Thank you sir.

Problem solved.

Hurry up! Put all the cash inside.

Sit straight.

Don't try to act smart or I will shoot you.

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