Grand Masti
Every time we men are blamed that we are liars,
cheaters and dishonest.
Whereas the truth is that we poor men...
...are victims of a very big conspiracy.
Right from the first lesson in school...
...we are wrongly taught and lied to.
We are mis-taught.
Where we are taught that A stands for apple.
B for ball.
C for cat.
Our eyes open when we come to this great place known as COLLEGE.
After coming here we find out that...
A does not stand for Apple but in fact A stands for...
Similarly, B does not stand for Ball but in fact B stands for...
And do you know what C stands for? C stands for...
I am sure they got the point.
Right?
So basically, during these last few days of college...
we want to tell the future generation that, college is a place...
where we study the real A B C whole heartedly.
With true dedication and with our full body.
And we try that after all our efforts and hard work,
we definitely get an F.
Applause.
Go boys, go and practice.
Come on. Come on.
Come on. Come on.
I have done so many experiments in Miss Rose's chemistry class...
but I repent that I couldn't do any experiment with her.
Meet...
Hi Meet...
Bye Meet.
Oh crap, Marlo.
How are you my cheeseballs?
I miss you, I love you.
Oh God. This carrom-board Marlow is again following me.
Poor girl has been following you with her coconut of love since years!
Just once put your straw and drink from it.
You idiot She is not a coconut!
She is a lemon.
Then have lemon water.
You both stop your coconut and lemon water!
There's a fruit salad waiting there for us.
Let's go.
You're like the light You're like a sugar syrup
You're like the light You're like a sugar syrup
You're like the light You're like a sugar syrup
The world has reached the Moon
While you're afraid to even come on the terrace
The world has reached the Moon
While you're afraid to even come on the terrace
Love sustains the world While you're afraid to even express your love
O cruel one! Either give me your heart or kill me
O cruel one! Either give me your heart or kill me
O cruel one! Either give me your heart or kill me
You're like the light You're like a sugar syrup
You're like the light You're like a sugar syrup
Your intoxicating like a Margarita
Drinking you gives a different kind of high
Your intoxicating like a Margarita
Drinking you gives a different kind of high
You're hot You're like a shot of fun
Shower your fun on us too
You're a sweet girl You're like a bottle of neat alcohol
Give a sip or two to the thirsty
Open the whisky, pour the soda Who gives a damn about the world
O cruel one! Either give me your heart or kill me
O cruel one! Either give me your heart or kill me
O cruel one! Either give me your heart or kill me
My heart is getting restless It's getting grilled by your breath
My heart is getting restless It's getting grilled by your breath
Today is exhilarating and we're so near to our destination
Today I am in full mood, My queen!
You know it So do I... that
Tear the pillow, tear the bed sheet Let's rock the bed tonight
O cruel one! Either give me your heart or kill me
O cruel one! Either give me your heart or kill me
O cruel one! Either give me your heart or kill me
You're like the light You're like a sugar syrup
You're like the light You're like a sugar syrup
Today is the last day for ABC...
and henceforth I will not stand...
What?
In this campus.
But before leaving, I will read her A B C till F.
Never fear when Hardik is here.
Why did you hit me?
Because all crime is a kind of disease..
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