Good Luck Chuck Page #2

I'm Cam. I went

to college with the bride.

I'm Charlie.

I used to date the bride.

Me, too.

Well, no. I mean,

it was a one-time-only

experimental thing,

sophomore year.

We were young.

And drunk.

Is this person

being dipped in acid?

Waiter, could we

have some chloroform for the singer?

What are you going to sing?

I'm thinking about

doing Bon Jovi "Livin' On a Prayer. "

Really?

That's the one I was going to do.

- Oh, really?

- No.

So, Cam, what do you do?

I run the Penguin Habitat

at Aqua World.

Seriously, what do you do?

- Seriously?

- Yeah.

I'm a serial killer.

My passion is killing people

I meet at weddings.

What do you do?

FBl.

You're under arrest.

Your run is over,

Miss "Wexler,"

if that's your real name.

Actually, I am a dentist.

You're a dentist?

You'll love me.

Perfect teeth. No cavities.

Want to see?

Oh, my! My legs!

I'm sorry.

Water!

Oh, no!

I'm sorry.

I'll just get in there and-

- That's all right.

- I'm sorry.

Wait.

Let me see, let me see.

- Thanks.

- It looks like cum!

Well, here I am.

What are your other two wishes?

Stu, Cam.

Cam, Stu.

- Hi.

- Hi.

It's actually Doctor Stu.

I'm a reconstructive

surgeon.

If anyone has an accident

or is born with a deformity,

I'm there to help.

And by deformity,

he means small breasts.

He's just jealous

because he has to clean

plaque all day long

while I'm out

making the world a better place.

Cam, you will not

believe this doofus

that just tried to pick me up.

Oh. Hi.

Hi.

- Again.

- Yeah.

Yeah.

I got to go.

Nice to meet you.

Tits and teeth.

I don't think

she was into me.

Say, uh, ladies-

Hey, you.

Hey.

- You look great.

- Thank you.

So do you.

So, how are you and Carol doing?

We're-

We're just giving each other

a little space right now.

I worry about you

sometimes, Chuck.

Always a bridesmaid,

never a bride.

It's better

to have loved and lost

than to have never

loved at all.

I'll buy that when you can honestly

tell me that you have loved.

Touch.

I just want to see you

happy, Chuckles.

Attention, hot mamas.

Can we have all

the single ladies

out on the terrace

for the tossing of the bride's bouquet?

See you.

Ready, ladies?

One!

Two!

Three!

Morning, Reba.

Good morning, Dr. Logan.

Good morning, Doctor.

I think I have a cavity.

Me, too.

- Hey, Sharon. Is Stu in?

- Hi.

Sharon-

Oh, Dr. Logan.

Can you come back here

for a second, please?

Oh, I'm sorry.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

We need you.

Dr. Logan-

This is Pleasure.

Nice to meet you.

The pleasure's all mine.

Get it?

"The pleasure's all mine"?

My name is Pleasure.

That is... enormously clever.

We need

a second opinion.

What do you think?

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